Mademoiselle Daffie

🎤 these are a few of my favorite things

[dmes143]

Ik besta 11 jaar op Tumblr 🥳

[adz]

this fucking floored me

[dmes143]

[beyhive4ever]

[la-plus-heureuse]

College band class pranks director with Mii Channel theme

[petitetiaras]

[floptina]

mulan dont give a shit

[jkimisyellow]

mulan has run out of fucks to give

[beltierducoeur]

Mulan no curr

[gaymerlag]

Mulan: “Gurl had it coming.”

Mulan: ” One less bitch, to worry about “

[beyoncesupremacy-deactivated201]

Mulan: “Who’s next?”

[phillywillygasp]

Mulan: “Look at all that dishonor”

[l3nvi-deactivated20140906]

I’M LAUGHING TO HARD AT THIS OMG

[keshawnrob]

MULAN NO CURR

[trashdamn-deactivated20130928]

Mulan: Are you fucking serious Snow

Mulan: I fought in a motherfucking war

Mulan: I saved motherfucking China

Mulan: And you get taken down by a motherfucking apple

[thelastmelinian]

DISHONOUR ON YOU! DISHONOUR ON YOUR COW!

[hayatecrawford]

If one day I no longer reblog this it’s because I’m no longer in this world.

[sridevi]

Vita in Belly (1998) || dir. Hype Williams

[dmes143]

[artaline]

human: *is heating up food*

alien: why are you doing that?

human: you see i want the particles in my food to vibrate at just the right frequency

[alivesmilinggirl]

Human: *is eating ice cream*

alien: wait you forgot to make that one vibrate!

human: well, you see, not with this food

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

This one is already vibrating at he desired frequency, but if it starts to vibrate at a higher frequency I lock it back in the cold box.

[asgardreid-deactivated20180407]

Human: *just reheated pizza in the oven*

Other human: *is eating a slice of the same pizza, but cold*

Alien: *exasperated sputtering*

[ritavonbees]

Human: shots! shots! shots!

Alien: this liquid has negligible nutritional value and, furthermore, contains some molecules that I believe are poisonous to your species.

Human: …look, sometimes we just like to gather in social groups and disorient ourselves

[dmes143]

Duimelijntje

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-76LoDeZzkQ&feature=share

[amyissweetworld-deactivated2023]

Андрей Иванцов saved to Еда и напитки

[sexandmanhattan]

[mxnrique]

SNL - Cut for Time: My Little Step Children

WHY WOULD THEY CUT THIS?????

[proto-homo]

This is legiterally the funniest thing snl has done in decades

[classicbeyonce]

naughty girl, 2004

[dmes143]

Looks!!!!!

[knit5]

[sexandconsciousness]

[fathernick]

The life of a Spiritual Warrior

A spiritual warrior leads a simple life: Eats when hungry, Drinks when thirsty, Sleeps when tired, Enjoys his/her pleasures, And labours as required. A warrior doesn’t regret the past, Or worry about the future. A warrior lives in the present, And enjoys the moment. A warrior trusts in his/her fate, Knows his/her true Self, And is virtuous to all he/she meets.