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as an exmormon it is absolutely imperative we spread this around as much as possible. everyone needs to know about the little gay amongus

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love wins

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Note that Unicode supports both the lowercase gay 𐑀 and the capital gay 𐐘.

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Miguel and miniguel

I forgot how to tumblr. Halp.

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the-absolute-funniest-posts

And these:

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I swear I love my people

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Lmaoooo gtfoooo

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😂😂😂yassss they way he bumped him though hahaha

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James Dean and Paul Newman’s incredibly iconic sexual tension filled screen test for East of Eden.

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Realistic Pokemons

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i’d rather die than see a single one of these ugly ass scary ass nightmare creatures anywhere ever

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An Octopus unscrewing a lid from the inside.

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Octopuses are going to kill us all someday

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I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what’s up.

Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank

Here’s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security’s routine. It would escape and be back between the guards’ round.

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My friend who worked at Henry Doorly Zoo in Omaha, Nebraska had a similar story. Rare fish were disappearing, they suspected theft, and so set up a camera. An octopus was unlocking the top of its tank, walking across the suspended walkway, unlocking the other tank, eating his fill, re-locking the other tank, then re-locking its own tank.

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I can’t remember what zoo this happened at, but there was another octopus somewhere who was unscrewing a water valve in the room where its tank was located and routinely flooding the place. The staffers had no idea what it was until they filmed the octopus caught in the act.

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RELEASE THE KRAKEN!! But, sir, it has already released itself!

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Octopus Steals Video Camera, Films Own Escape

Octopus Escapes from Tank to Prowl on its Neighbors

Octopus Escape — 600-pound (272-kilogram) octopus wriggles through a passageway the size of a quarter

Legging It: Evasive Octopus Has Been Allowed to Look for Love

Octopus Escapes through Small Hole in Ship

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My dad worked in a lab and one of the rooms had a tank with an octopus in it. If they didn’t go play with the octopus he got bored and would climb out of his tank and steal the paperwork off the desks, and drag stuff into his tank to let the scientists know he was upset with them.