My silly thoughts

Kinda like the library of Alexandria if it was cool •°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°• 🎀She/Her🎀 🎀Loves women a bit too much🎀

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The Riddler but he's on Epstein's list:

"Diddle me this, Batman!"

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What if instead of the foot of the mountain it was like, the armpit of the mountain and it was real freaky. Just a thought.

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Saying "I am SO funny" after a terrible joke should get all your sins, past, present and future forgiven automatically methinks

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Me, holding a modern Yu-Gi-Oh card in hand: "So basically if there's a SEMIcolon, that's a cost, and the action is performed before starting a chain, but if there's a NORMAL colon then that's an effect, and your opponent can respond to it"

The Victorian child I'm trying to kill with knowledge: "Where's the cocaine, faggot?"

Me: "So, the Greensmith-"

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Voice training app got me talking like a Baldur's Gate NPC. "The shipment will be late this time I'm afraid", "He needs those coins to pay off his debt", "I can fetch that item for you". Skyrim companion ahh lines.

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I thought of a banger post while dreaming but I forgor now that I'm awake, please imagine a really, really funny and relatable sentence here, thanks!

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Having 2 GCs is great because I can just steal jokes from each group and recycle them in the other. Both my friend groups think I'm so funny I bet

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You ain't never seen a headache like mine, boy. This is the headache that killed Louis the 16th boy. My headache is so powerful even my headache has a headache, BOY.

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Nothing better than a glass of #Milk... Except maybe #Fermentation #Yep #Imahungrybacteria

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American online influencer SHOCKS European users by pronouncing a 4 letter word kinda correctly

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*Suspicious my Italian boyfriend might actually have a foot fetish*

"Hey do you want some feetuccine Alfredo?"

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"Man hopefully the new policies will reduce the wealth gap among the population"

Transparent Obama: "Lemme be clear"

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Was listening to an erotic audio roleplay and she called me a gooner, couldn't stop laughing and had to call it for the day 😔

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Not now sweetie, mommy is arguing with other leftists online over a minuscule difference in our line of thought instead of creating a united front against our common enemies

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Squires will see you casting Magic Barrier and proclaim: "The bumbling fool hath not learned to wield a shield!"

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When the druid turns back into a human from his beast form and goes from being a hawk to a man

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What if the CEO of Twitter was just the rind of a summer fruit and his name was Melon Husk?