So… each and every one of us, that logs on zOMG! And Actually makes their way to Bill’s Ranch, when being over CL 10.0 wants just one thing. THAT’s RIGHT. DMS.
That’s like... new Smeb. No, it’s even better, ‘cause it has the real MMO feeling in it – the one where you actually have to use a tad of brain.
Our opening post, is talking about someone brain-less though. Hello everyone, and welcome xHearMeCryx.
I met her as really interesting dragon. Interesting, cause leader recrewted her, she told him she had all rings on CL 10.0 and god. Was that information wonderful. Only not so very true, as we found out later. Leader asked her to bring bandage instead of diagnose, but she didn’t have it. Now, calm down crowd. People tend to salvage rings by accident. God knows, I do. So yeah, no hard feelings there, right-o?
Only… when she was asked to bring attacks… like… hot foot and hack. She said she didn’t have those. She didn’t have guns either, and did I mention solar rays? Then the ‘those rings were useless so I salvaged them’ bit came and I was already pulling at my hair. Oh god. But see, our leader supposedly likes to let anyone in the crew. So we bit our lips, let her take another attack, and voala, there she was.
Two buffs, but hey, people can rank four when they are over CL 10.0 so everything was cool. Only it wasn’t. She didn’t even RAGE on her way to the DMS, and when she came in finally, she kept moving her rings around. When lead asked WHAT EXACTLY she was doing, she said raging. Now let me remind you folks, this person didn’t have bandage on her, nor diagnose.
Lead asked what the hell – she said she didn’t know. Then she said she was going to rage by using her buffs over and over again – great plan, but … well… kinda sucky if you don’t have raging buffs.
All in all, we ALWAYS missed her buffs. She kept using stamina on attacking instead of buffing and half of the time it seemed she was losing health just by being herself.
So yeah, if you’re crewing with xHearMeCryx, prepare to be very patient.
