Random Items

Random and goofy items for your DMing needs. Feel free to submit items or stories from using items found here. All items sold as is. No refunds.

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Amulet of Speak with Nuts

Allows the wearer to speak to nut plants and dried nuts.

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Portable Grate

Acts similarly to a portable hole, except it can only be filled with liquids and small objects. Can hold 100 cubic feet of miscellaneous liquids before needing to be drained.

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Glasses of Limited Mind Reading

Allows the each of the two wearers to look into the other's mind. Warning: may cause vision problems if worn for extended periods of time.

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Tent Armor

11+Dex

Wearer has disadvantage on stealth checks, unless they are hiding amongst other tents. Short rests only require the wearer to rest for 30 minutes, rather than 1 hour. Wearer has disadvantage on any non tent related Charisma checks.

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Can of Preserved Unicorn Meat

Tastes like horse meat but a bit better with "magic in every bite". Coveted by chefs as unicorn meat is difficult to come by, even more so if it's fresh.

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Goblin Soap

A rare item, seeing how goblins rarely bathe. This soap is coveted by collectors of rare and unusual items.

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Horse Shoes

Grants the user +10ft of speed at the cost of -2 Charisma.

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Campbell's Soup Sweater

Acts as a combination of a Ring of Sustenance and a Ring of Warmth.

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Shark Bowl

Acts as a Bag of Devouring, but it's a bowl. Can be trained with enough effort.

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Starbucks Inhaler

1d10 charges. An inhaler filled with concentrated Starbucks coffee. Acts as a long rest when used. If used too frequently, the user will become addicted. Female characters are more likely to become addicted.

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Cash Suit

A one piece suit made of folded paper money from a titan civilization. The wearer is more likely to be attacked by bandits, but has advantage on charisma checks. If properly unfolded, it acts as the originally intended currency. Comes in 1, 5, 10, 20, 50, and 100 currency unit variants.

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Card of Chromatic Chaos

Either a Deck of Many Things variant card or a surprise slipped into a deck of playing cards.

When this card is drawn, you and all items you have visibly equipped randomly change to a different color. Whether everything is the same color or different colors is at the DM's discretion. This change can only be reversed with a Wish spell.