Don't Expect Much

[kosmogrl]

what do you mean I can't control everything, why not

[storm-of-feathers]

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

[lazer-exe]

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

art by @niochemblyat

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

I always know its getting toasty out in the world because girls start reblogging this post like crazy

[important-animal-images]

[nastywizard]

Is that a trebuchet in your pants or are you just happy to siege me

[merinnan]

[thisistemporaryiguess]

okay well not the senator we were expecting to die but hey i'll take it

[catasters]

[ltwilliammowett]

What Is the Name of That Sail?

Photo credit Jeff Crosby.

[loveridden1999]

[human-pet-they]

They’re adding soulslike elements to Grindr

[cheaphalloweencostume]

*dirty talking* you’ve been a very bad boy and im just going to straight up kill you now

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[elekid]

does anyone else see the spectre of stones inside the post

[kurulover]

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

[kurulover]

[quasi-normalcy]

We Are the Daughters of the Microbes Who Could Survive in an Oxygen-rich Atmosphere

[ghostofava]

god i need something so bad. but what is it