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Wishing you all a get more hairy and naked summer <3

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It’s the last banter I really wanted to draw, but there’s another one where Merrill continues the subject, so I drew it too:

hotvintagepoll

Last-minute appreciation for Ronald Colman and his mustache in several contexts:

that pill has closed (congrats to Omar Sharif!), but you can vote for 24 more mustaches over here.

catchymemes

everyone: happy pride month 🌈

my brain at 12:00 am on june 1st:

ceescedasticity

It's easy to point at a movie or TV show or book or fic and say "head injuries don't work like that" or "they would be dead of blood loss" and so on and so forth.

But when we're talking fantasy/sci-fi/something else where we are already making some counter-to-reality assumptions—

Canon has clearly established that in-universe, head injuries (for example) do work like that.

In most cases canon has not clearly stated that in-universe human biology is the same as real-world human biology.

So, given the ways in which injuries/medicine/illnesses have been seen to work in canon, what can we conclude about the unseen biological differences there must be?

paradoxspaceheater

before you say "science (biology, physics, etc...) doesn't work like that!" you should ask yourself "did the narrative ever establish that this world follows the same rules ours does?" or did it even specifically establish (through the inclusion of magic, or implausible sci-fi elements) that it doesn't?

caspercryptid

I feel like not enough people realize that people under enormous strain act really really fucking Weird

aslutsdiiiary

Me this weekend

soft-october-night

The real issue between Tim Allen's Jason and Alan Rickman's Alexander in Galaxy Quest was that Jason was blissfully unaware of any of the fanfic people had written about their two characters while Alexander had been asked in detail about some of the finer points of Mak'tar "biology" at every con since the 80s

captainofthenx02

My good friend @thetrekkiehasthephonebox why would you hide this excellent commentary in the tags

thesixthstar

they should invent a secret second weekend so that you can see friends and do fun things while still having enough time to do errands and sleep in without dying of exhaustion all the time