Fuck

if you know me irl or even THINK you do dont fuckin read this - elliot

[thatsbutterbaby]

Demetre Chiparus (1886-1947) - Thais, circa 1925.  Patinated, gilt, silver and cold-painted bronze, ivory, onyx base; 22 ½ in. (57.2 cm.) high; 25 ½ in. (64.8 cm.) long.  

[dndlde]

My afterlife better not involve bathrooms

[dndlde]

Absolutely detest pooping

[mango-habanero-autism-deactivat]

If you’re genuinely interested in learning more about settler colonialism and answering questions like “wait what does land back look like?” “What can I do?” and “What are the contexts informing this and why do Indigenous people reject being part of the US/Canada?” there are free syllabi online which can answer these questions (they will not answer it directly, the point is to get you to think for yourself and ask more questions that can lead you to thinking more deeply about this and how you can personally take action towards better practices of solidarity) 

Here’s the Standing Rock Syllabus: 

https://nycstandswithstandingrock.wordpress.com/standingrocksyllabus/

Allyship and Solidarity Guidelines of Unsettling America:

https://unsettlingamerica.wordpress.com/allyship/

Towards Decolonization and Settler Responsibility:

https://unsettlingamerica.wordpress.com/2016/10/04/towards-decolonization-and-settler-responsibility-reflections-on-a-decade-of-indigenous-solidarity-organizing/

Sample Syllabi of the DEcolonization Resource Collection:

https://nationalhistorycenter.org/decolonization-resource-collection-sample-syllabi/

Further Readings:

https://decolonization.wordpress.com/decolonization-readings/

These are limited resources that mainly deal with North America and English-speaking countries, because that’s the context I am coming from. If you have resources from other regions and other languages, I welcome them here, or anything from your local context. 

[effectiveresistance]

Accomplices Not Allies:

indigenousaction.org/accomplices-not-allies-abolishing-the-ally-industrial-complex

Autonomously And With Conviction:

itsgoingdown.org/autonomously-and-with-conviction-a-metis-refusal-of-state-led-reconciliation/

[unexplained-events]

Random “Not Exactly Spooky But Weird As Hell” Movies to Watch On a Friday Night

-The City of Lost Children :  A scientist in a surrealist society kidnaps children to steal their dreams, hoping that they slow his aging process.

-Watership Down :  Hoping to escape destruction by human developers and save their community, a colony of rabbits, led by Hazel and Fiver, seek out a safe place to set up a new warren.

-The Secret of Nimh :  To save her ill son, a field mouse must seek the aid of a colony of rats, with whom she has a deeper link than she ever suspected.

-The Cell :  An F.B.I. Agent persuades a social worker, who is adept with a new experimental technology, to enter the mind of a comatose serial killer in order to learn where he has hidden his latest kidnap victim.

-Dog Soldiers :  A routine military exercise turns into a nightmare in the Scotland wilderness

-Sorry To Bother You :  In an alternate present-day version of Oakland, telemarketer Cassius Green discovers a magical key to professional success, propelling him into a universe of greed.

-Paprika :  When a machine that allows therapists to enter their patients’ dreams is stolen, all Hell breaks loose. Only a young female therapist, Paprika, can stop it.

-Bubba Ho-Tep :  Elvis Presley and a black “JFK” stay in a nursing home where nothing happens - until a wayward Egyptian mummy comes and sucks out the old people’s souls thru their a-holes. The two decide to fight back.

-Being John Malkovich : A puppeteer discovers a portal that leads literally into the head of movie star John Malkovich.

-Fantastic Planet :  On a faraway planet where blue giants rule, oppressed humanoids rebel against their machine-like leaders.

[mysteryfleshpit]

Your blog is satire, right? This flesh pit isn’t a real thing??

Go to Texas, drive south on Ranch Rd 33 out of Garden City TX and take the exit near mile marker 177 until the road ends in a fence. If it is only satire, then you will have nothing to worry about.

[littlealienproducts]

Pomegranate Design Earring  by YorukCollection

[mynotar]

Would you like to buy his wares?

[anarchopuppy]

Three Sisters

According to Iroquois legend, corn, beans, and squash are three inseparable sisters who only grow and thrive together. This tradition of interplanting corn, beans and squash in the same mounds, widespread among Native American farming societies, is a sophisticated, sustainable system that provided long-term soil fertility and a healthy diet to generations.

Corn provides a natural pole for bean vines to climb. Beans fix nitrogen on their roots, improving the overall fertility of the plot by providing nitrogen to the following years corn. Bean vines also help stabilize the corn plants, making them less vulnerable to blowing over in the wind. Shallow-rooted squash vines become a living mulch, shading emerging weeds and preventing soil moisture from evaporating, thereby improving the overall crops chances of survival in dry years. Spiny squash plants also help discourage predators from approaching the corn and beans. The large amount of crop residue from this planting combination can be incorporated back into the soil at the end of the season, to build up the organic matter and improve its structure.

Read more…

[auddityy]

followers do this

[morvidra]

Note for self: corn = maize, beans = green beans/runner beans, squash = pumpkin.

[darthimperius]

It’s not “”””Iroquois legend””” it’s our actual fucking culture and teachings across hundreds of different tribes. We aren’t dead and neither is this practice, so it isn’t just legend.

[havencraft-deactivated20200917]

Reblogging for the awesome planting method from the Haudenosaunee (more commonly known by the exonym the Iroquois Confederacy) and for the reminder that all six of the First Nations peoples belonging to the Haudenosaunee still exist. 

The colonizers of North America owe a great debt to all the nations of the Haudenosaunee -  the Kanien’kehaka (the People of the Flint, commonly known by the exonym the Mohawk), the Onayotekaono, (the People of the Standing Stone, more commonly known by the exoynm the Oneida), the Onundagaono (the People of the Hills, more commonly known by the exonym Onondaga), the Guyohkohnyoh (the People of the Great Swamp, more commonly called by the exonym Cayuga), the Onondowahgah (the People of the Great Hill, more commonly known by the exonym the Seneca), and the Skaruhreh (The Shirt Wearing People, more commonly known by the exonym Tuscarora, who fled to sanctuary from North Carolina in 1722, turning the five nations to six), not just for the land they stole, but for how it was stewarded and maintained and for the farming techniques developed by them, without which the colonizers would have starved. 

[dndlde]

Getting FUCKING sick of dealhignabs god I'm pissed off I hate yurkalspgogvovo kspqmzmdmrgm shushing!! Every god fucking damn bitch morning she shushes me right as I get upstairs I fucking hate it I fucking hate her I hate all of this shit fuck fuck fuck fuck

[soapulp-deactivated20200310]

[render94]

Ah, le donne... sempre impareggiabili!!!

Ah, women ... always unmatched !!!

[mythigal1966]

And now, for a very dignified classical music recital...

[diggers-colorful-world-deactiva]

And they did all that in heels.  Let’s see Yo-Yo Ma and his buddies do that....

[mugwomps]

I bet rehearsals were fun

[dndlde]

Bitches be saying shit like "no offense but [incredibly rude and hateful thing]" and "I SAID no offense so why are you upset? You're gaslighting me"

[dndlde]

I pooped so hard my butthole feels inside out

[shiftythrifting]

It’s like one of those pillows the hospital gives you when you have heart surgery…But it hugs you back

[dndlde]

Ooo fucking congrats lol you only cared about your natal chart when I told you someone was reading mine for free for my birthday but I'm soooooooo glad the explanation you found on the internet is just as good and accurate as paying a real person to do the actual work 🙄🙄🙄

[cognizi-remade-deactivated20210]

spanish assignment: here's an email your friend sent you. email him back

kid in front of me: