Biblical Fetish

Morag 27:she/they if home is where the heart is then we’re all just fucked

[neonorangevelvethatchback]

chumbawumba

[syn4k]

i will give tiktok one concession and that is that it has spawned a comment that contains a phrase that i think of often at relevant moments: pack it up boys we've made a social blunder

[syn4k]

(from a video featuring someone's father/grandfather)

[dragon-in-a-fez]

is anyone else reading "pack it up boys we've made a social blunder" in the voice of the lead penguin guy from Madagascar

[johnnysilverhandssuitcasenuke]

[beemovieerotica]

was at a bar and a 50+ year old drunk white woman complimented me and my friend's outfits, told us there was a campsite up in northern maryland where a lot of gay bears go to have sex in the woods. we asked her how she knew about this and she very aggressively said "because i'm a FAG HAG!!! but i'm not allowed to say that anymore I GUESS!!!"

[6666666666666666699999999999999]

*tamp tamp*

ah i see youve noticed me tamping down the soft earth

[cutecipher]

#ScareInTheBigBlueHouse

[succumbing-song]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

[ivy-saurs]

randomly remembered this tweet and had to stop myself from bursting out laughing

[zoesupreme]

smoking that shit that made the Miocene epic

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[thememedaddy]

[local-gay]

every day i wish that horse had killed jim pillen

[dogpuppy]

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

[phantomrose96]

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.

[wreegis]

there was an incident at work today

[jess-abides]

This is it, this is the one