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#i guess all DEI efforts fall to me now #this is how i will be conducting them

#I didn't trust Mr Miller becuse of his haircut but then I gave in and watched a video and Realized #cook on my brother cook on

adventurerooms

#making your players listen to an entire guided museum tour and read every single exhibit in TWO ADDITIONAL MUSEUMS is such a huge flex #and the flex is compounded by the fact that a third to as much as one half of the information is completely made up #they don't do it like that anymore #and if they did do that it wouldn't be nearly as gay

Ga.briel Knight 2 is what they made in the nineties waiting for AO3 to be invented

#My impulse was to joke 2020s fujoshi trapped without escape in 1995 #but that ignores how much AO3 adjacent culture is a direct descendant of Livejournal culture #which was populated by a certain Anne Rice-adjacent #middlebrow paperback reading crowd #so if you like that sprinkled liberally with Ludwig II RPF (???)#I highly reccomend

Absolutely confounded by Ga.briel Knight 1 for profoundly racist and yet having an almost Afro-futurist imagination. "We spent hours and hours researching places and peoples past and present to create a narrative lovingly rendered yet at its heart incontrovertibly racist" why would you do that. Curious if the 20th anniversary version tries to subtly correct or at least paper over any of that, coming out when it did

#there are so many dicey moments that I'm like well its the nineties but maybe the intention wasn't to--#and then they just triple down on antebellum levels of racism #here is the incredibly cool world we have envisioned as a consequence of the villain's actions-- it is bad #it's bad????

How it feels to have people in my house at any time for any reason

#this is the shit we thought was funny twenty years ago #this is what we had!!!#Youtube

In the 1990s a video game would give you a gigantic fuckoff knife and if you ever tried to use that knife for any reason they would say are you dense? Are you fucking stupid? You can't get out of this puzzle with the knife! when the puzzle in question is "man trying to kill me with his bare hands". I just think a knife could solve that puzzle is all

#sometimes violence IS the answer #having a very productive day in case you're wondering #I'm reading Seneca in the original Latin obviously

My phone won't let me set the dispatch page-out to the Kimmunicator alert. Why do we have custom ringtones at all. Talk about injustice!!!

Its honestly just as embarrassing to have yelled at someone for reasons that were righteous and completely justified as to have yelled at them during an insanity interlude

#now I have to be the bigger man and not just seethe and keep justifying myself #this somehow sucks

would you fuckers drink some water already?

#listen call 911 if you need help #but it is frustrating to turn out the guard and put the whole team through the wringer for someone who pops back #after a single cool gatorade #like come on dude #we had the helo on standby

Roommate has hidden the vaccum from me. It's valid to be mad at me for the disgusting way I live but this seems like cutting off one's nose to spite one's face

I was gaslit by in person employees, hotline workers, the website itself, however I persevered into getting my contractually obligated free shit. DO NOT GIVE UP ON YOURSELF. UNLEASH YOU INNER KAREN. NO SATAN YOU MAY NOT HAVE 1500 DOLLARS TODAY!!

Hello, I am a centrist Democrat who is terrified that progressive liberal candidates keep winning primary elections.

These new candidates don’t understand the crucial role centrist Democrats play in America’s political system. We appeal to "the center," which is an ambiguous blob-like thing that exists only in the minds of Democratic strategists whose brains stopped working in the 1990s. It is our job to become mildly perturbed when Republicans do something we oppose and then later smile and shake hands with those same Republicans while we all drink expensive whiskey and talk about the money we’re getting from corporate donors.

In USAToday???????

#I don't hope anymore but at least sometimes good-funny things happen #and not just darkly funny things #The DSA ascendant to where the rapist pedo president namedrops them as a threat #now THAT is why I paid my dues for ten years and counting

The idea of a three person tent is very funny to me. Solo backpacker tent, sure. Two person, out with your sweetheart, gotcha. Four and above tent, with your kids, want the room. Three person? Me and my wife and our personal trainer who we take out to restaurants and go camping with. God bless, I only laugh out of envy.

#the personal fitness instructor slash coach slash trainer is the new family retainer #or so I am theorizing #but kind of an interesting relationship wealthier middle class people have with them #based on my time in the restaurant

It's irritating to watch people try and make sense of classic works or period pieces but refuse to understand the massive institution with a stranglehold on all ideological, cultural, political life but whatever

"Protestant" and "Catholic" are essentially zodiac signs (or H-word houses even) as far as tumblr is concerned and it doesn't matter (nothing matters anymore) but anyone interested in those millenia-old concepts for purely fandom reasons is missing out. There are a great many subtleties and nuances that could easily be turned into very long posts about regarding one's latest obsession. At this point its wasteful. "He has Catholic guilt" ma'am that man is Low Church as fuck

#an entirely different and much more interesting set of neuroses

NO SHIT IT'S HOT THANK YOU NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE

#thats forty muthafuckin degrees ISU baybee

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