ugh

al, 24, dedicated hater of over a decade. i don't tag things on here, sorry. main is @consideringthehairpinturn.

[pseudophan]

i'm really upset.

[hanginlikea]

phil sees dan eating a pringle: omfg its like the blowjob. from Sex

[pseudophan]

phil calling this grotesque pringle licking sexual and seductive... truly meant for each other and no one else

[pseudophan]

dan and phil caused the stock market crash of 1987 confirmed

[bewareofthenotsonewphannie]

"Y'all never watched Wolf of Wall Street?"

[danrifics]

good news everyone’s aunt who posts minion memes is gonna love this one

[phyaoi]

doe eyes dan 🥺🌿🦌✨

requested by @yairqq , based on this post :)

[userlesbian]

happy 6 month hard launch-iversary <3

[userlesbian]

x

[valentinemira]

🥰

[dannymcdanface]

Having him back is like dopamine straight in the veins!!

[pseudophan]

dan and phil's best trait is that they are both in love with pj

[phlondsbian]

them. in a way

[pseudophan]

stop filming on your holiday i'll kill you

[trainstationhello]

#whoremembers

[pseudophan]

+

[lizardsmp3]

fuck it. the urge on a monday night. i don’t even care anymore

[amazingphil]

dan had to rescue me from being in a "sexy massage" video

HARD LAUNCH

[pseudophan]

oh........

[pseudophan]

:D