Maggie

Dan and Phil are amazing adorable human beings that have ruined my life

[nusitram]

some time in the next few years dan will post the same picture but he will also reply to his own tweet with another picture that features phil on the other side of the bathtub with his arms crossed and the caption will say ”the other special guy is getting jealous”

[doineedtohaveawordwithyou]

He knew how we’d see that caption. He knew we’d see it before the pic. He knew what we would think. He doesn’t even care that I’m going to have to double up on therapy this week.

Evil is the correct term for this behaviour.

[michaellester]

Phil is so 💫✨🌙✨💫🖤💫✨🌙✨💫!

you know?

[instarbuckswithdan]

imagine being so busy with uhhhh things that aren’t moving house that you don’t have time to do laundry

[aelfcynn]

May you find exactly what you want at the thrift shop, in your price range, next time you’re there.

[writetheworldfree]

can’t pass up this kinda karma

[iridessence]

and in your size

[jasonptodd]

straight culture is “breakup prank” being a thing

[jasonptodd]

on their anniversary.

[beforeiletbro-deactivated202105]

and he still posted it????

[the-lost-goat-deactivated201802]

Um…excuse me, but why is this labeled as “Straight Culture”? Are you saying this is something only straight people would do, because as a straight person, we aren’t all that stupid. I’m not saying that straight people are better than any other kind of person, I’m just asking that you don’t label us under something so offensive. I mean, how would you feel if I said that (in the right circumstances) this was “gay culture” or “trans culture” or “bi culture”. Doesn’t seem fair does it? Again, I’m not saying all gay/trans/bi people are stupid enough to do this, but neither are straight people. Thank you.

[jasonptodd]

shut up straightie

[the-lost-goat-deactivated201802]

Oh, fuck you. I tried being as respectful as possible, but yet again you guys just read only what you want! I was just saying straight people aren’t bad people, we are just as good and bad as anybody who is LGBTQ+. You guys want to stop being generalized? Well then stop generalizing us!

[jasonptodd]

straight people are bad

[the-lost-goat-deactivated201802]

Can you tell me why?

[jasonptodd]

being straight is unnatural

[the-lost-goat-deactivated201802]

PFGHEYHADFBEHLNCD

WHAT!?

THAT IS LITERALLY THE STUPIDEST THING IVE EVER HEARD! XD

[jasonptodd]

being straight is a sin

[the-lost-goat-deactivated201802]

You are joking right? Please tell me this is a joke. Surely nobody could be that stupid.

[jasonptodd]

no i’m serious

[the-lost-goat-deactivated201802]

I’m starting to question how you have the IQ necessary to use a keyboard if you truly think you are correct here.

[jasonptodd]

it says right on the first page of the bible that god hates cishets

[the-lost-goat-deactivated201802]

I’m going to argue against this in two parts.

I’m VERY sure that the bible says that god hates gays. (which I don’t agree with)

SINCE FUCKING WHEN WAS THE BIBLE A RELIABLE SOURCE!?

[jasonptodd]

“GOD created Adam and Eve and realized cishets were a mistake.” is the opening line of the bible

[the-lost-goat-deactivated201802]

It is very clearly not. I’m pretty sure that “cishets” was not a term used back when the bible was written.

[jasonptodd]

that’s fake, actually

[the-lost-goat-deactivated201802]

Ok, I’m done. Say waht you want, but you are wrong and everyone knows it. You can stop trying now. It would be a waste of your energy, not that I care anyway.

[angelbabyspice]

they went and googled the opening fucking line lahlahlusdfghajlfghjl;adhgat

[phantomsuperman]

Today in dumb news, a straight person looses their shit for being treated like an LGBTQ person

[incaseyouart]

Get yourself a man who picks eyelashes off your face 

(referenced from the DAPGs blooper reel) 

twitter | redbubble | youtube | instagram | tictail shop

Please reblog, don’t repost, thank you! <3

[danandphilgames]

[swearphil]

for @deathclassic 

dan in his death classic t-shirt

[lolzur]

Anonymous asked: hey there, could you please gif dan from caspers new vlog in black and white? :)

[moonyismoony]

Happy Valentine’s Day!

This is the second animation of a project i started: one animation for each month of the DnP 2018 calendar. Let’s see if i can go through with it!

January animation: X

Please don’t repost! Reblogging is appreciated <3

[myreticentvale-deactivated20231]

Keep the flame going for those we have lost to suicide. 

[maddisonkennedy-deactivated2017]

Couldn’t scroll

[thy-devil-princess-deactivated2]

I don’t give a fuck if this doesn’t suit your ‘theme’ have a heart and reblog.

[supernaturaltakeover]

Also, keep this flame burning for those fighting suicide right now.

[garlicfawn]

[michaellester]

[riplolzur-deactivated20161227]

[jfchowell]

[sunsetcurveofficial]

there’ll be no incest

[phlesbian]

gentle