I am not ok
would u like a hug
I would… but there’s the whole poison skin thing… sorry, lovely.
styofa doing anything
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Jules of Nature
One Nice Bug Per Day
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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Three Goblin Art
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@do-no-herm
I am not ok
would u like a hug
I would… but there’s the whole poison skin thing… sorry, lovely.
I am not ok
hi hermie we r still best friends right ur not mad at me
You gave my life to the hands of chance, so the same applies to our friendship.
The coin says it remains.
You got lucky, Taylor.
I don’t think your lack of driving skills is chance
Plus I would’ve saved you if Normal and Link didn’t :/
You’re really pushing your luck here. Do you want to stay friends or not?
hi hermie we r still best friends right ur not mad at me
You gave my life to the hands of chance, so the same applies to our friendship.
The coin says it remains.
You got lucky, Taylor.
It’s a joker thing, you wouldn’t understand.
Welcome to the Hermie Unworthy Poetry Post. I’ve decided to… expand my horizons, if you will. I’ve found myself truly enamored of rhyme, balladry, and the like. Not nearly as much as the theater, as that will always be my home, but just as a pastime. And with the introduction done, let’s get on with it.
Lights
Spotlights
In my eyes
I look out to the crowd and see your lack of a smile
What is it that I’ve done
to make you
so
Hostile
OKAY SO UPDATE ON THE HERMIE INCIDENT/TEEN HUDDLE SITUATION!!!!
if ur just a cool teen hanging around the blog: nothing is wrong and everything is okay!!!! it was all like. uhhh a fundraiser/arg/super cool prank and you all fell for it. nobody’s grandparents came back from the dead and alternate dimensions aren’t real and nobodies dads are missing and there’s only one normal oak and I DO NOT HAVE A CRUSH ON HERMIE
if you’re a d.a.d.d.i.e.s. guy, then SHHH!!!
we all went quiet so we could make a group chat and discuss everything in an orderly fashion/talk about how much we all GOT YOU!!!!
I’ll make a post about what we know about the whole dimensional wackiness situation soon, as well as a summary of the hermie incident and teen huddle.
as always, thanks for following- go teens!!!
So, I kind of thought this was all a joke (like you said before the dance) but this post is raising some suspicions within me. Are you guys ok?
TEEN HUDDLE!!!!!!
WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON??????? TEENS FEEL FREE TO REBLOG!!!!!!
GO TEENS!!!!!
Are we talking about your dad randomly popping up on here because that is so confusing and I am freaking out??
ALSO MY GRANDPA AND WHOEVER THE HECK DARRYL WILSON IS!!!!!
Hi, I'm Darryl Wilson, nice to meet you! #handshake #love wins
-grandpa???? why are you here too???
Grandpa? Young man, it is a little rude to call somebody that when they've barely started balding. I mean haven't. #kids these days #i miss my dog #love wins #hair care for men
Ew why are there so many old people
scary, you are not helping.
I know but like is there really even a point to helping if our deaths are all inevitable anyway
Guys we are clearly all in an alternate reality space where tumblr has connected our various realities together either for some greater purpose or just for funsies.
ALSO WHY ISN’T MY FAMILY HERE WHY IS IT ONLY YOUR GRANDPARENTS??????????
Dude my grandparents aren't here either chill tf out
Yeah but your grandparents are normal humans and mine might be COOL ALIENS!!!!!!!! I’m sorry you’re all human and stuff but I gotta find my half non-human grandparents or father so I can have my character arc, duh.
Just because you're fatherless and have no bitches doesn't mean you're an alien
Are we really gonna talk about daddy issues here Terry jr because I feel like you don’t wanna go there
Besides, I’m waiting to date an alien, goddess, psychic, or other non-normie person, humans are boring as hell. + Waifus are superior by all means.
Sorry you’re a normie human Scary
WOW.
At least I actually knew my dad
Scary as much as I’d like to keep going back and forth with this if we keep fighting Hermie WILL be being entertained by US and neither of us want that so how about we call a truce and instead make fun of how Hermie gets no bitches 3d OR 2d
I can be a cool alien and you can be cool and edgy or whatever and we can collectively have daddy issues, deal?
Yknow what fine whatever
You are right about Hermie having 0 bitches tho like how do you manage to pull absolutely nobody
Right?? And how do you aim for the cool goth kid when you act like THAT??? Like I get highschool cliques are stupid but sometimes you gotta recognize your place in them and aim lower than that. ESPECIALLY as a theatre kid :/
Honestly him and normal would be a power couple but of COURSE Herms shooting too fucking high LIKE AN IDIOT
Agree. if anybody can fix Hermie or make him so much worse it’s Normal. You are very out of his league, as are most people. I guess mascot and theatre kids are on pretty similar social standings.
I do worry if Normal and Hermie dated that would mean we would have to see him more though. And I don’t wanna have to buy joker tickets just to support Normals boyfriend.
I DONT KNOW IF YOU GUYS ARE BEING MEAN OR NICE
BUT I DON'T WANNA DATE HERMIE!!!!! I JUST WANTED TO BE FRIENDS WITH HIM :(
-Normal Oak
I DO IM SORRY
GO TEENS
GAY RIGHTS!! 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
NORMAL, IF YOU WANT DATING ADVICE, I CAN DEPART SOME OF MY DATING LOVE WISDOM ONTO YOU🍀
PS WHY ARE WE YELLING?
HES RIGHT THERE AW JEEz
You’re just realizing this?
TEEN HUDDLE!!!!!!
WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON??????? TEENS FEEL FREE TO REBLOG!!!!!!
GO TEENS!!!!!
Are we talking about your dad randomly popping up on here because that is so confusing and I am freaking out??
ALSO MY GRANDPA AND WHOEVER THE HECK DARRYL WILSON IS!!!!!
Hi, I'm Darryl Wilson, nice to meet you! #handshake #love wins
-grandpa???? why are you here too???
Grandpa? Young man, it is a little rude to call somebody that when they've barely started balding. I mean haven't. #kids these days #i miss my dog #love wins #hair care for men
Ew why are there so many old people
scary, you are not helping.
I know but like is there really even a point to helping if our deaths are all inevitable anyway
Guys we are clearly all in an alternate reality space where tumblr has connected our various realities together either for some greater purpose or just for funsies.
ALSO WHY ISN’T MY FAMILY HERE WHY IS IT ONLY YOUR GRANDPARENTS??????????
Dude my grandparents aren't here either chill tf out
Yeah but your grandparents are normal humans and mine might be COOL ALIENS!!!!!!!! I’m sorry you’re all human and stuff but I gotta find my half non-human grandparents or father so I can have my character arc, duh.
Just because you're fatherless and have no bitches doesn't mean you're an alien
Are we really gonna talk about daddy issues here Terry jr because I feel like you don’t wanna go there
Besides, I’m waiting to date an alien, goddess, psychic, or other non-normie person, humans are boring as hell. + Waifus are superior by all means.
Sorry you’re a normie human Scary
WOW.
At least I actually knew my dad
Scary as much as I’d like to keep going back and forth with this if we keep fighting Hermie WILL be being entertained by US and neither of us want that so how about we call a truce and instead make fun of how Hermie gets no bitches 3d OR 2d
I can be a cool alien and you can be cool and edgy or whatever and we can collectively have daddy issues, deal?
Yknow what fine whatever
You are right about Hermie having 0 bitches tho like how do you manage to pull absolutely nobody
Right?? And how do you aim for the cool goth kid when you act like THAT??? Like I get highschool cliques are stupid but sometimes you gotta recognize your place in them and aim lower than that. ESPECIALLY as a theatre kid :/
i think he’s pretty cool actually, idk tho..
go teens,,. 👉👈
I’m right here.
TEEN HUDDLE!!!!!!
WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON??????? TEENS FEEL FREE TO REBLOG!!!!!!
GO TEENS!!!!!
Are we talking about your dad randomly popping up on here because that is so confusing and I am freaking out??
ALSO MY GRANDPA AND WHOEVER THE HECK DARRYL WILSON IS!!!!!
Hi, I'm Darryl Wilson, nice to meet you! #handshake #love wins
-grandpa???? why are you here too???
Grandpa? Young man, it is a little rude to call somebody that when they've barely started balding. I mean haven't. #kids these days #i miss my dog #love wins #hair care for men
Ew why are there so many old people
scary, you are not helping.
I know but like is there really even a point to helping if our deaths are all inevitable anyway
Guys we are clearly all in an alternate reality space where tumblr has connected our various realities together either for some greater purpose or just for funsies.
ALSO WHY ISN’T MY FAMILY HERE WHY IS IT ONLY YOUR GRANDPARENTS??????????
Dude my grandparents aren't here either chill tf out
Yeah but your grandparents are normal humans and mine might be COOL ALIENS!!!!!!!! I’m sorry you’re all human and stuff but I gotta find my half non-human grandparents or father so I can have my character arc, duh.
Just because you're fatherless and have no bitches doesn't mean you're an alien
Are we really gonna talk about daddy issues here Terry jr because I feel like you don’t wanna go there
Besides, I’m waiting to date an alien, goddess, psychic, or other non-normie person, humans are boring as hell. + Waifus are superior by all means.
Sorry you’re a normie human Scary
that was too far man, both of you
guys please don’t fight!! this is. really tense but we can’t break apart now???!!!!
c’mon, go teens!!
No, no. This is very fun to watch.
Thinking about death and stuff. Cause I'm cool like that
I hope that the “stuff” in question was you wondering where to buy tickets to the upcoming production of Joker starring yours truly. The answer to that, Scary, is that *you* do not. I’ve left a comp ticket in your locker. Bring that to the ticket booth and you’ll get in free of charge!
(Please don’t waste it I only got 2 and gave the other to my dad)
Thanks. I'm not going to your play
ill go if she wonbt!!!!
go (to hermie’s play please!!!!!) teens!!!!!! 🤡🎭☺️
It’ll do.
Thinking about death and stuff. Cause I'm cool like that
I hope that the “stuff” in question was you wondering where to buy tickets to the upcoming production of Joker starring yours truly. The answer to that, Scary, is that *you* do not. I’ve left a comp ticket in your locker. Bring that to the ticket booth and you’ll get in free of charge!
(Please don’t waste it I only got 2 and gave the other to my dad)
Thanks. I'm not going to your play
Thinking about death and stuff. Cause I'm cool like that
I hope that the “stuff” in question was you wondering where to buy tickets to the upcoming production of Joker starring yours truly. The answer to that, Scary, is that *you* do not. I’ve left a comp ticket in your locker. Bring that to the ticket booth and you’ll get in free of charge!
(Please don’t waste it I only got 2 and gave the other to my dad)
Hey do you keep submitting fanmail to the San Dimas Tumblr or do you think you have an actual fan out there?
I don’t *think* I have an actual fan out there, I know I do. When I look out at the audience and see their faces gleaming with wonder, I know exactly who they’re there to see. But if one was to… say… hypothetically boost their own hype a bit, that wouldn’t be unheard of.
There’s many reasons I feel I’m perfect for this role.
L+Ratio+Don’t care+Didn’t ask +Theatre kid+Joker kinnie+3d movie watcher+no waifus
Go ahead. Watch your cartoons and your anime adaptations. But know this: the bland, manufactured monotony of the little animations you adore will never compare to the beauty and artistry of my home and my medium, the theater.
Also Taylor, I am not a Joker “Kinnie”
I *am* the joker.
There’s many reasons I feel I’m perfect for this role.