Doc (Flags member)

Bsd Rp blog | Doc (He/Him)

[doc-to-god]

OOC Intro post:

making Doc like 21 (post dieing and coming back)

Anyways

It me. Ya boy. Haven again ✌️most known for @be-not-defeated-by-the-rain but I ain't doing all that tagging this time( please note that mod is not actually a fan of the Lord)

[the-real-albatross]

me and @doc-to-god

And Lippmann ig

[doc-to-god]

Us

Fufu we do look quite good don't we?

[the-real-albatross]

We do! Are you sure the recoil on your gun wouldn’t knock you over.

[doc-to-god]

Very sure, I've shot my fair share of people before. Ah pistol like this wouldn't be too much trouble

[the-real-albatross]

Reaaaally. I don’t believe it.

[doc-to-god]

I do prefer scalpels and syringes though. It's just easier.

[the-real-albatross]

and I prefer. Hitting people with my car.

[doc-to-god]

The shotgun suits you though.

[the-real-albatross]

awwww thank yuo doc <3333

[doc-to-god]

Of course. Funny though how both your methods tend to leave someone unrecognizable

[the-real-albatross]

heyyyyyy…….. is that good or bad :(

[doc-to-god]

Personal preference. Or style, if you prefer

[the-real-albatross]

style! Absolutely! :D

[doc-to-god]

Then how could that be a bad thing if its yours

[the-real-albatross]

yuore literally amazing ily thank u

[doc-to-god]

Far from it. If I didn't care for you I'm sure you'd find me insufferable

[the-real-albatross]

Yeah probably <3

[doc-to-god]

Fufu, I'm glad thats not the case

[the-real-albatross]

you’re too nice anyways

[doc-to-god]

Far from it.

[the-real-albatross]

docccc come on you’re nice to ME

[doc-to-god]

Because I care for you. And the flags. It would be exhausting being like this to everyone else

[the-real-albatross]

me and @doc-to-god

And Lippmann ig

[doc-to-god]

Us

Fufu we do look quite good don't we?

[the-real-albatross]

We do! Are you sure the recoil on your gun wouldn’t knock you over.

[doc-to-god]

Very sure, I've shot my fair share of people before. Ah pistol like this wouldn't be too much trouble

[the-real-albatross]

Reaaaally. I don’t believe it.

[doc-to-god]

I do prefer scalpels and syringes though. It's just easier.

[the-real-albatross]

and I prefer. Hitting people with my car.

[doc-to-god]

The shotgun suits you though.

[the-real-albatross]

awwww thank yuo doc <3333

[doc-to-god]

Of course. Funny though how both your methods tend to leave someone unrecognizable

[the-real-albatross]

heyyyyyy…….. is that good or bad :(

[doc-to-god]

Personal preference. Or style, if you prefer

[the-real-albatross]

style! Absolutely! :D

[doc-to-god]

Then how could that be a bad thing if its yours

[the-real-albatross]

yuore literally amazing ily thank u

[doc-to-god]

Far from it. If I didn't care for you I'm sure you'd find me insufferable

[the-real-albatross]

Yeah probably <3

[doc-to-god]

Fufu, I'm glad thats not the case

[the-real-albatross]

you’re too nice anyways

[doc-to-god]

Far from it.

[the-real-albatross]

me and @doc-to-god

And Lippmann ig

[doc-to-god]

Us

Fufu we do look quite good don't we?

[the-real-albatross]

We do! Are you sure the recoil on your gun wouldn’t knock you over.

[doc-to-god]

Very sure, I've shot my fair share of people before. Ah pistol like this wouldn't be too much trouble

[the-real-albatross]

Reaaaally. I don’t believe it.

[doc-to-god]

I do prefer scalpels and syringes though. It's just easier.

[the-real-albatross]

and I prefer. Hitting people with my car.

[doc-to-god]

The shotgun suits you though.

[the-real-albatross]

awwww thank yuo doc <3333

[doc-to-god]

Of course. Funny though how both your methods tend to leave someone unrecognizable

[the-real-albatross]

heyyyyyy…….. is that good or bad :(

[doc-to-god]

Personal preference. Or style, if you prefer

[the-real-albatross]

style! Absolutely! :D

[doc-to-god]

Then how could that be a bad thing if its yours

[the-real-albatross]

yuore literally amazing ily thank u

[doc-to-god]

Far from it. If I didn't care for you I'm sure you'd find me insufferable

[the-real-albatross]

Yeah probably <3

[doc-to-god]

Fufu, I'm glad thats not the case

[the-real-albatross]

me and @doc-to-god

And Lippmann ig

[doc-to-god]

Us

Fufu we do look quite good don't we?

[the-real-albatross]

We do! Are you sure the recoil on your gun wouldn’t knock you over.

[doc-to-god]

Very sure, I've shot my fair share of people before. Ah pistol like this wouldn't be too much trouble

[the-real-albatross]

Reaaaally. I don’t believe it.

[doc-to-god]

I do prefer scalpels and syringes though. It's just easier.

[the-real-albatross]

and I prefer. Hitting people with my car.

[doc-to-god]

The shotgun suits you though.

[the-real-albatross]

awwww thank yuo doc <3333

[doc-to-god]

Of course. Funny though how both your methods tend to leave someone unrecognizable

[the-real-albatross]

heyyyyyy…….. is that good or bad :(

[doc-to-god]

Personal preference. Or style, if you prefer

[the-real-albatross]

style! Absolutely! :D

[doc-to-god]

Then how could that be a bad thing if its yours

[the-real-albatross]

yuore literally amazing ily thank u

[doc-to-god]

Far from it. If I didn't care for you I'm sure you'd find me insufferable

[the-real-albatross]

me and @doc-to-god

And Lippmann ig

[doc-to-god]

Us

Fufu we do look quite good don't we?

[the-real-albatross]

We do! Are you sure the recoil on your gun wouldn’t knock you over.

[doc-to-god]

Very sure, I've shot my fair share of people before. Ah pistol like this wouldn't be too much trouble

[the-real-albatross]

Reaaaally. I don’t believe it.

[doc-to-god]

I do prefer scalpels and syringes though. It's just easier.

[the-real-albatross]

and I prefer. Hitting people with my car.

[doc-to-god]

The shotgun suits you though.

[the-real-albatross]

awwww thank yuo doc <3333

[doc-to-god]

Of course. Funny though how both your methods tend to leave someone unrecognizable

[the-real-albatross]

heyyyyyy…….. is that good or bad :(

[doc-to-god]

Personal preference. Or style, if you prefer

[the-real-albatross]

style! Absolutely! :D

[doc-to-god]

Then how could that be a bad thing if its yours

[the-real-albatross]

me and @doc-to-god

And Lippmann ig

[doc-to-god]

Us

Fufu we do look quite good don't we?

[the-real-albatross]

We do! Are you sure the recoil on your gun wouldn’t knock you over.

[doc-to-god]

Very sure, I've shot my fair share of people before. Ah pistol like this wouldn't be too much trouble

[the-real-albatross]

Reaaaally. I don’t believe it.

[doc-to-god]

I do prefer scalpels and syringes though. It's just easier.

[the-real-albatross]

and I prefer. Hitting people with my car.

[doc-to-god]

The shotgun suits you though.

[the-real-albatross]

awwww thank yuo doc <3333

[doc-to-god]

Of course. Funny though how both your methods tend to leave someone unrecognizable

[the-real-albatross]

heyyyyyy…….. is that good or bad :(

[doc-to-god]

Personal preference. Or style, if you prefer

[the-real-albatross]

me and @doc-to-god

And Lippmann ig

[doc-to-god]

Us

Fufu we do look quite good don't we?

[the-real-albatross]

We do! Are you sure the recoil on your gun wouldn’t knock you over.

[doc-to-god]

Very sure, I've shot my fair share of people before. Ah pistol like this wouldn't be too much trouble

[the-real-albatross]

Reaaaally. I don’t believe it.

[doc-to-god]

I do prefer scalpels and syringes though. It's just easier.

[the-real-albatross]

and I prefer. Hitting people with my car.

[doc-to-god]

The shotgun suits you though.

[the-real-albatross]

awwww thank yuo doc <3333

[doc-to-god]

Of course. Funny though how both your methods tend to leave someone unrecognizable

[the-real-albatross]

me and @doc-to-god

And Lippmann ig

[doc-to-god]

Us

Fufu we do look quite good don't we?

[the-real-albatross]

We do! Are you sure the recoil on your gun wouldn’t knock you over.

[doc-to-god]

Very sure, I've shot my fair share of people before. Ah pistol like this wouldn't be too much trouble

[the-real-albatross]

Reaaaally. I don’t believe it.

[doc-to-god]

I do prefer scalpels and syringes though. It's just easier.

[the-real-albatross]

and I prefer. Hitting people with my car.

[doc-to-god]

The shotgun suits you though.

[the-real-albatross]

me and @doc-to-god

And Lippmann ig

[doc-to-god]

Us

Fufu we do look quite good don't we?

[the-real-albatross]

We do! Are you sure the recoil on your gun wouldn’t knock you over.

[doc-to-god]

Very sure, I've shot my fair share of people before. Ah pistol like this wouldn't be too much trouble

[the-real-albatross]

Reaaaally. I don’t believe it.

[doc-to-god]

I do prefer scalpels and syringes though. It's just easier.

[doc-to-god]

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1bKvYo55803upthFTW5wNAFQkc3UKYJAB

-albatross mod

(stormbringer manga exists)

//this is maybe one of the best things to happen ever

[the-real-albatross]

me and @doc-to-god

And Lippmann ig

[doc-to-god]

Us

Fufu we do look quite good don't we?

[the-real-albatross]

We do! Are you sure the recoil on your gun wouldn’t knock you over.

[doc-to-god]

Very sure, I've shot my fair share of people before. Ah pistol like this wouldn't be too much trouble

[the-real-albatross]

me and @doc-to-god

And Lippmann ig

[doc-to-god]

Us

Fufu we do look quite good don't we?

[doc-to-god]

heyyyy doccc…

@the-real-albatross

yes? is this heitance or am i about to regret looking up?

[the-real-albatross]

I may have broken a bone again.

[doc-to-god]

In a fight or were you just messing around?

[the-real-albatross]

ina. Fight.

[doc-to-god]

Sad. Would've been better the other way but oh well.

[the-real-albatross]

Okay owewwww. Doc can you just help I’m in pain and sufferingggggg

[doc-to-god]

I have morphine I can give you if you tell me where the break is

[the-real-albatross]

okay yay it’s my wrist :D

[doc-to-god]

Hmm if it were more serious I could've added it to my list of people saved. [Setting up a morphine needle]

[the-real-albatross]

I can like. Break my neck if you wanted me to. By the way.

[doc-to-god]

You really mean that. [Turning around needle in hand] but if you did it for me it'd hardly be saving you

[the-real-albatross]

boooo…. I do mean it. And it would technically be saving me :/

[doc-to-god]

Yes but I wouldn't want to see you like that anyways. [Holding out his hand]

[the-real-albatross]

he tilts his head like a fuckass confused dog.

I know. Also why are you holding out your hand.

[doc-to-god]

For your broken wrist. If I'm stabbing you with needles I'm doing it on your own time. Fufu but the longer you wait the longer it hurts.

[the-real-albatross]

oh right

he holds out his arm, blinking. Dumbass probably forgot his meds again.

[doc-to-god]

There we go. It's good that you that also. I'd rather my friend not think I want him in agony just for my own ambition [takes his wrist and injects the morphine]

[the-real-albatross]

I’m not in agony. And you’ll save all those people.

[doc-to-god]

I will if I get that major conflict I've been hoping for. And you will be when I tell you you should use your motorcycle with this wrist after I set it [inspecting the break]

[the-real-albatross]

awww doc cmon…….

[doc-to-god]

The cars and helicopters and planes are fine. But [mimes a revving motion with his wrist] would not be a good idea

[the-real-albatross]

booo. Okay. Doctors orders …

little pouty face.

[doc-to-god]

Doctors orders [poking near but away from the break] can you feel this still?

[the-real-albatross]

not really. That morphine is working, clearly!

[doc-to-god]

Good [sets the wrist without pause, holding it in place with both hands in case the morphine in fact was not working]

[the-real-albatross]

ow. Thank you.

[doc-to-god]

Of course [switches to one handed while He grabs a roll of bandages, not going to put albatross through having a whole cast]

[the-real-albatross]

smart choice doc, he would HAAATE that.

No cast this time?

[doc-to-god]

If I regret this I'm putting one on in your sleep [wrapping the bandage around his wrist]

[the-real-albatross]

I’ll cry if you do that.

[doc-to-god]

Then don't make me regret it [finishes wrapping, patting his hand before releasing it]

[the-real-albatross]

thank you. Important question however, I forgot to take my adderall will the morphine have any adverse effects with that.

[doc-to-god]

You'll live. You know where you put it though?

[the-real-albatross]

my adderall?? It’s in the pill bottle. In my bathroom. Right next to my transgender supplies.

[doc-to-god]

Good. And if it starts hurting too much you know where I usually am.

[the-real-albatross]

aye aye, doc.

[doc-to-god]

What was the fight for anyway?

[the-real-albatross]

I really don’t remember anymore! It was stuoid.

[doc-to-god]

Not a mission then. And not worth it either. Next time you get injured I hope it's from one of your vehicles

[the-real-albatross]

Oh so you HATE me and want me to get into an ACCIDENT.

[doc-to-god]

Not quite. But if you're going to get hurt, make it worth your while

[the-real-albatross]

I’ll jump off a bridge!

[doc-to-god]

With a parachute

[the-real-albatross]

…fine. I’ll see how many bones I can break.

[doc-to-god]

Try not to if possible

[the-real-albatross]

you’re awwwwful. But okay.

[doc-to-god]

And why exactly do you want you bones broken?

[the-real-albatross]

So you can fix me up?? What kinda question…

[doc-to-god]

If you just want me to wrap you in bandages like Chuuya's probably boyfriend I can do that

[the-real-albatross]

That doesn’t count! Also they’re definitely dating.

[doc-to-god]

Why not? And it's about time. Fufu, One good thing about dying I didn't have to see how long it took

[the-real-albatross]

exaaaaaactly. They’re awful.

[doc-to-god]

I'll have to ask him about it later. I hope he hate it

[the-real-albatross]

tell me whatever you find out!

[doc-to-god]

Of course. You'll be the first

[doc-to-god]

heyyyy doccc…

@the-real-albatross

yes? is this heitance or am i about to regret looking up?

[the-real-albatross]

I may have broken a bone again.

[doc-to-god]

In a fight or were you just messing around?

[the-real-albatross]

ina. Fight.

[doc-to-god]

Sad. Would've been better the other way but oh well.

[the-real-albatross]

Okay owewwww. Doc can you just help I’m in pain and sufferingggggg

[doc-to-god]

I have morphine I can give you if you tell me where the break is

[the-real-albatross]

okay yay it’s my wrist :D

[doc-to-god]

Hmm if it were more serious I could've added it to my list of people saved. [Setting up a morphine needle]

[the-real-albatross]

I can like. Break my neck if you wanted me to. By the way.

[doc-to-god]

You really mean that. [Turning around needle in hand] but if you did it for me it'd hardly be saving you

[the-real-albatross]

boooo…. I do mean it. And it would technically be saving me :/

[doc-to-god]

Yes but I wouldn't want to see you like that anyways. [Holding out his hand]

[the-real-albatross]

he tilts his head like a fuckass confused dog.

I know. Also why are you holding out your hand.

[doc-to-god]

For your broken wrist. If I'm stabbing you with needles I'm doing it on your own time. Fufu but the longer you wait the longer it hurts.

[the-real-albatross]

oh right

he holds out his arm, blinking. Dumbass probably forgot his meds again.

[doc-to-god]

There we go. It's good that you that also. I'd rather my friend not think I want him in agony just for my own ambition [takes his wrist and injects the morphine]

[the-real-albatross]

I’m not in agony. And you’ll save all those people.

[doc-to-god]

I will if I get that major conflict I've been hoping for. And you will be when I tell you you should use your motorcycle with this wrist after I set it [inspecting the break]

[the-real-albatross]

awww doc cmon…….

[doc-to-god]

The cars and helicopters and planes are fine. But [mimes a revving motion with his wrist] would not be a good idea

[the-real-albatross]

booo. Okay. Doctors orders …

little pouty face.

[doc-to-god]

Doctors orders [poking near but away from the break] can you feel this still?

[the-real-albatross]

not really. That morphine is working, clearly!

[doc-to-god]

Good [sets the wrist without pause, holding it in place with both hands in case the morphine in fact was not working]

[the-real-albatross]

ow. Thank you.

[doc-to-god]

Of course [switches to one handed while He grabs a roll of bandages, not going to put albatross through having a whole cast]

[the-real-albatross]

smart choice doc, he would HAAATE that.

No cast this time?

[doc-to-god]

If I regret this I'm putting one on in your sleep [wrapping the bandage around his wrist]

[the-real-albatross]

I’ll cry if you do that.

[doc-to-god]

Then don't make me regret it [finishes wrapping, patting his hand before releasing it]

[the-real-albatross]

thank you. Important question however, I forgot to take my adderall will the morphine have any adverse effects with that.

[doc-to-god]

You'll live. You know where you put it though?

[the-real-albatross]

my adderall?? It’s in the pill bottle. In my bathroom. Right next to my transgender supplies.

[doc-to-god]

Good. And if it starts hurting too much you know where I usually am.

[the-real-albatross]

aye aye, doc.

[doc-to-god]

What was the fight for anyway?

[the-real-albatross]

I really don’t remember anymore! It was stuoid.

[doc-to-god]

Not a mission then. And not worth it either. Next time you get injured I hope it's from one of your vehicles

[the-real-albatross]

Oh so you HATE me and want me to get into an ACCIDENT.

[doc-to-god]

Not quite. But if you're going to get hurt, make it worth your while

[the-real-albatross]

I’ll jump off a bridge!

[doc-to-god]

With a parachute

[the-real-albatross]

…fine. I’ll see how many bones I can break.

[doc-to-god]

Try not to if possible

[the-real-albatross]

you’re awwwwful. But okay.

[doc-to-god]

And why exactly do you want you bones broken?

[the-real-albatross]

So you can fix me up?? What kinda question…

[doc-to-god]

If you just want me to wrap you in bandages like Chuuya's probably boyfriend I can do that

[the-real-albatross]

That doesn’t count! Also they’re definitely dating.

[doc-to-god]

Why not? And it's about time. Fufu, One good thing about dying I didn't have to see how long it took

[the-real-albatross]

exaaaaaactly. They’re awful.

[doc-to-god]

I'll have to ask him about it later. I hope he hate it

[doc-to-god]

heyyyy doccc…

@the-real-albatross

yes? is this heitance or am i about to regret looking up?

[the-real-albatross]

I may have broken a bone again.

[doc-to-god]

In a fight or were you just messing around?

[the-real-albatross]

ina. Fight.

[doc-to-god]

Sad. Would've been better the other way but oh well.

[the-real-albatross]

Okay owewwww. Doc can you just help I’m in pain and sufferingggggg

[doc-to-god]

I have morphine I can give you if you tell me where the break is

[the-real-albatross]

okay yay it’s my wrist :D

[doc-to-god]

Hmm if it were more serious I could've added it to my list of people saved. [Setting up a morphine needle]

[the-real-albatross]

I can like. Break my neck if you wanted me to. By the way.

[doc-to-god]

You really mean that. [Turning around needle in hand] but if you did it for me it'd hardly be saving you

[the-real-albatross]

boooo…. I do mean it. And it would technically be saving me :/

[doc-to-god]

Yes but I wouldn't want to see you like that anyways. [Holding out his hand]

[the-real-albatross]

he tilts his head like a fuckass confused dog.

I know. Also why are you holding out your hand.

[doc-to-god]

For your broken wrist. If I'm stabbing you with needles I'm doing it on your own time. Fufu but the longer you wait the longer it hurts.

[the-real-albatross]

oh right

he holds out his arm, blinking. Dumbass probably forgot his meds again.

[doc-to-god]

There we go. It's good that you that also. I'd rather my friend not think I want him in agony just for my own ambition [takes his wrist and injects the morphine]

[the-real-albatross]

I’m not in agony. And you’ll save all those people.

[doc-to-god]

I will if I get that major conflict I've been hoping for. And you will be when I tell you you should use your motorcycle with this wrist after I set it [inspecting the break]

[the-real-albatross]

awww doc cmon…….

[doc-to-god]

The cars and helicopters and planes are fine. But [mimes a revving motion with his wrist] would not be a good idea

[the-real-albatross]

booo. Okay. Doctors orders …

little pouty face.

[doc-to-god]

Doctors orders [poking near but away from the break] can you feel this still?

[the-real-albatross]

not really. That morphine is working, clearly!

[doc-to-god]

Good [sets the wrist without pause, holding it in place with both hands in case the morphine in fact was not working]

[the-real-albatross]

ow. Thank you.

[doc-to-god]

Of course [switches to one handed while He grabs a roll of bandages, not going to put albatross through having a whole cast]

[the-real-albatross]

smart choice doc, he would HAAATE that.

No cast this time?

[doc-to-god]

If I regret this I'm putting one on in your sleep [wrapping the bandage around his wrist]

[the-real-albatross]

I’ll cry if you do that.

[doc-to-god]

Then don't make me regret it [finishes wrapping, patting his hand before releasing it]

[the-real-albatross]

thank you. Important question however, I forgot to take my adderall will the morphine have any adverse effects with that.

[doc-to-god]

You'll live. You know where you put it though?

[the-real-albatross]

my adderall?? It’s in the pill bottle. In my bathroom. Right next to my transgender supplies.

[doc-to-god]

Good. And if it starts hurting too much you know where I usually am.

[the-real-albatross]

aye aye, doc.

[doc-to-god]

What was the fight for anyway?

[the-real-albatross]

I really don’t remember anymore! It was stuoid.

[doc-to-god]

Not a mission then. And not worth it either. Next time you get injured I hope it's from one of your vehicles

[the-real-albatross]

Oh so you HATE me and want me to get into an ACCIDENT.

[doc-to-god]

Not quite. But if you're going to get hurt, make it worth your while

[the-real-albatross]

I’ll jump off a bridge!

[doc-to-god]

With a parachute

[the-real-albatross]

…fine. I’ll see how many bones I can break.

[doc-to-god]

Try not to if possible

[the-real-albatross]

you’re awwwwful. But okay.

[doc-to-god]

And why exactly do you want you bones broken?

[the-real-albatross]

So you can fix me up?? What kinda question…

[doc-to-god]

If you just want me to wrap you in bandages like Chuuya's probably boyfriend I can do that

[the-real-albatross]

That doesn’t count! Also they’re definitely dating.

[doc-to-god]

Why not? And it's about time. Fufu, One good thing about dying I didn't have to see how long it took

[doc-to-god]

heyyyy doccc…

@the-real-albatross

yes? is this heitance or am i about to regret looking up?

[the-real-albatross]

I may have broken a bone again.

[doc-to-god]

In a fight or were you just messing around?

[the-real-albatross]

ina. Fight.

[doc-to-god]

Sad. Would've been better the other way but oh well.

[the-real-albatross]

Okay owewwww. Doc can you just help I’m in pain and sufferingggggg

[doc-to-god]

I have morphine I can give you if you tell me where the break is

[the-real-albatross]

okay yay it’s my wrist :D

[doc-to-god]

Hmm if it were more serious I could've added it to my list of people saved. [Setting up a morphine needle]

[the-real-albatross]

I can like. Break my neck if you wanted me to. By the way.

[doc-to-god]

You really mean that. [Turning around needle in hand] but if you did it for me it'd hardly be saving you

[the-real-albatross]

boooo…. I do mean it. And it would technically be saving me :/

[doc-to-god]

Yes but I wouldn't want to see you like that anyways. [Holding out his hand]

[the-real-albatross]

he tilts his head like a fuckass confused dog.

I know. Also why are you holding out your hand.

[doc-to-god]

For your broken wrist. If I'm stabbing you with needles I'm doing it on your own time. Fufu but the longer you wait the longer it hurts.

[the-real-albatross]

oh right

he holds out his arm, blinking. Dumbass probably forgot his meds again.

[doc-to-god]

There we go. It's good that you that also. I'd rather my friend not think I want him in agony just for my own ambition [takes his wrist and injects the morphine]

[the-real-albatross]

I’m not in agony. And you’ll save all those people.

[doc-to-god]

I will if I get that major conflict I've been hoping for. And you will be when I tell you you should use your motorcycle with this wrist after I set it [inspecting the break]

[the-real-albatross]

awww doc cmon…….

[doc-to-god]

The cars and helicopters and planes are fine. But [mimes a revving motion with his wrist] would not be a good idea

[the-real-albatross]

booo. Okay. Doctors orders …

little pouty face.

[doc-to-god]

Doctors orders [poking near but away from the break] can you feel this still?

[the-real-albatross]

not really. That morphine is working, clearly!

[doc-to-god]

Good [sets the wrist without pause, holding it in place with both hands in case the morphine in fact was not working]

[the-real-albatross]

ow. Thank you.

[doc-to-god]

Of course [switches to one handed while He grabs a roll of bandages, not going to put albatross through having a whole cast]

[the-real-albatross]

smart choice doc, he would HAAATE that.

No cast this time?

[doc-to-god]

If I regret this I'm putting one on in your sleep [wrapping the bandage around his wrist]

[the-real-albatross]

I’ll cry if you do that.

[doc-to-god]

Then don't make me regret it [finishes wrapping, patting his hand before releasing it]

[the-real-albatross]

thank you. Important question however, I forgot to take my adderall will the morphine have any adverse effects with that.

[doc-to-god]

You'll live. You know where you put it though?

[the-real-albatross]

my adderall?? It’s in the pill bottle. In my bathroom. Right next to my transgender supplies.

[doc-to-god]

Good. And if it starts hurting too much you know where I usually am.

[the-real-albatross]

aye aye, doc.

[doc-to-god]

What was the fight for anyway?

[the-real-albatross]

I really don’t remember anymore! It was stuoid.

[doc-to-god]

Not a mission then. And not worth it either. Next time you get injured I hope it's from one of your vehicles

[the-real-albatross]

Oh so you HATE me and want me to get into an ACCIDENT.

[doc-to-god]

Not quite. But if you're going to get hurt, make it worth your while

[the-real-albatross]

I’ll jump off a bridge!

[doc-to-god]

With a parachute

[the-real-albatross]

…fine. I’ll see how many bones I can break.

[doc-to-god]

Try not to if possible

[the-real-albatross]

you’re awwwwful. But okay.

[doc-to-god]

And why exactly do you want you bones broken?

[the-real-albatross]

So you can fix me up?? What kinda question…

[doc-to-god]

If you just want me to wrap you in bandages like Chuuya's probably boyfriend I can do that