Hey There

I like The X-Files and bad puns.

[mymycorrhizae]

People assuming Crowley and Aziraphale are a couple

[moonflowergayy]

He and I go back a long time. (crowley's version || insp.)

[mulderscully]

You feeling lucky, Scully?

[theartofangirling]

I’ve been waiting a year to post this

[theartofangirling]

it’s that time of year again

[uwiguwi]

if you’re reading this

a lump sum of money is on the way to you

[therealsb-valeria-deactivated20]

Works every time 🤷🏼‍♀️

[poetic-disaster]

claiming it

[justcurvemealready-deactivated2]

[warmbrightedits]

Southern Comfort (2001)

A beautiful scene featuring transgender man Robert Eades and his transgender girlfriend Lola.

[vulpeculavolans]

[TRANSCRIPT:

Robert: – and now she’s coming out, full blown… she is something else.

Lola: Oh, please, stop it.

Robert: What? I’m just telling her how wonderful you are, and how beautiful, and how organised, and…

Lola: Actually, you know, I really should put all of this on tape, you know? For when I’m not feeling so great.

Robert: Sweetheart, it is on tape. 

[BOTH LAUGH]

Robert: Just in the last couple of months now, it’s come on real strong, but she just really blushes! I can get her to blush all the way from head to toe. See? And she can’t deal with it! She’s never blushed like that before!

Lola: [SIGHS]

[BOTH LAUGH]

Robert: All my life, I’ve been looking for the perfect woman… and all this time, she’s been right there in front of me, and I didn’t even realise it, ‘cause I never thought I’d have a chance with her.

Lola: Why? You’re like… completely loveable.

Robert: To be loved by you, that’s… that’s…

Lola: I had no notion, to think that we would have this little fling.

Robert: That’s what I feel - we have this nice friendship, we can’t go out, we have fun together, we got no entanglements and stuff and then - bam! Just… all of a sudden, next thing I know, we’re in love with each other and we can’t stop it.

END TRANSCRIPT]

[my-secret-shame]

Lost & The Good Place Quotes

[bashircore]

i love how u can list episodes of star trek by what their basic plot is and they look like you’re exaggerating but ur not like

- the ds9 communism episode

- the one where spocks brain gets stolen

- trip tucker mpreg episode

- janeway tom paris lizard sex episode

[dailyjackiechan]

You have been visited by the Chan of wealth, reblog this and you will have money come to you!

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY AND LIKE 2 HOURS LATER THE WALLET I HAD LOST 6 HOURS AWAY FROM HOME THAT HAD MY DEBIT CARD AND LIKE 80 DOLLARS IN CASH WAS DELIVERED TO MY HOUSE WITH NO RETURN ADDRESS I CANT HELP BUT THINK IT WAS JACKIE CHAN WHO SENT IT GOD BLESS YOU JACKIE CHAN

[mrbeefgnaw]

You know what, tumblr? Fuck this post and fuck you. Last time I reblogged this just because Jackie Chan and a couple days later I got a bonus at work. Now this shit shows up on my dash again and logically I know if I reblog it probably nothing will happen BUT WHAT IF I DON’T REBLOG IT AND THE UNIVERSE IS ALL “YO I WAS GOING TO THROW SOME MONEY AT YOU BUT YOU DIDN’T REBLOG THE MONEY CHAN SO NAH” So here I am, shitting up your dashes with the Money Chan again. Sorry not sorry, I’m about to have to fit a car insurance payment into my budget.

[jeshala]

I’ll go down with you.  You are not alone.

[nehirose]

mostly i just reblog this one because look at his happy face, but also what the hell basically everyone i know could use some financial windfalls right now so WHY NOT.

[seedy]

[cikero]

this world is so funny

[cikero]

but I’m done laughing

[illumineeti]

[el-im]

[rainie-is-seasonchange]

Reflection of heart cave.

Chiba, Japan.

[aurora-australis-tumbles]

[shredsandpatches]

You are absolutely not the only one.

[tolkiengenerator]

in a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. the absolute madman

[cheshire-cat-lenalee2]

[8bitftw]

Visit Original Link

ABBA - Gimme Gimme Gimme

8-bit version (square waves)

[exai]

this is what plays in the background when you have to fight abba in 1to1 combat

[neonslowpoke]

1v4 you coward

[dduane]

Fifty-five years on… remembering the woman who, almost single-handedly, made it possible for Star Trek to happen: Lucille Ball, the brains of Desilu Productions.

Love ya, Lucy!