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sauron has yet to unleash his deadliest wardrobe

do not fall in love with sons of gondor who are ruining everything

eleventy-one years is quite frankly too short a time to live laugh love among such funky and bisexual hobbits

it was a dream‚ arwen. nothing more. idgaf

march against the armies of mordor or draw 25

son of gondor is a fucked up man

hey finrod, did you know that, thats whack, the dwarves delved too greedily and too deep?

will you go to mordor alone? or will you ride to isengard seeking my council like a dog?

0 days since the last incident. confound you samwise gamgee!

what she says: wake me up inside what she means: dont leave me here alone. dont go where i cant follow

be QUIET melkor i have never in these trying times mcfreakin lost it like this!

you shut your mouth‚ youve been litchrally labelled as a disturber of the peace

babygirl can reforge the sword of kings

am i the only one who beheld the hair of galadriel with wonder and delight?

the emos at helms deep do not reblog you‚ théoden horse master. you are a cheaper son of greater sires! deactivate your blog

not me about to relight the great forges of the dwarves. hot diggity dog

i dont know who ecthelion is, and without the ring of power im too femme to enter the forbidden pool

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