Life's Not Out To Get You

Joe. Live in the steaming shithole, Arizona. Bands are pretty fucking great. Don't be shy I don't bite....too hard. Just go where life takes you man.

[extramadness]

Ease your soul here

[vanish]

[that-millennial-chick]

I don’t cry but it hurts:

Scorpio, Leo, Aries, Aquarius 

 I won’t say but I feel: 

Capricorn, Taurus, Sagittarius, Cancer 

 I don’t show but I care:

Virgo, Gemini, Libra, Pisces

[themerrycaryler]

feeling sad? Here is a picture of Peter Dinklage holding his baby:

[pomeranian2]

[iwouldfingeryou-deactivated2026]

[ruinerx]

finally have all three 🙌 ig : carsonsofar

[luckydreaming]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[onceuponakhaleesi]

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

[jamesbleach]

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

[usedtobehmc]

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

[rootbeergoddess-deactivated2017]

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

[coffeeandcursewords]

This post is immaculate

[mobians-and-chaos-blog]

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

[strampunch]

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

[pokemon-chick-1personalblog-blog]

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

[combthecombel]

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

[verityglasses]

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

[fairytail-angel]

This is one of my favourite things to look at

[strampunch]

holy shit this stuff is back

[livia-jones]

The Gravity Falls one though

[nightowlhowell]

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

[leatherwingsinc-deactivated2015]

[caluummhood-deactivated20140506]

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

[jamesjoeboyleeeee-deactivated20]

the first post ever on tumblr

[powerpuffsposts-deactivated2025]

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

[kpopdotexe-blog]

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

[teenyweenynotepad]

reblog this because it shows up every blue moon

[flamboynt-deactivated20151220]

I FOUND IT ✊

[addcolortomysky]

I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL

[blairisbae]

Who first posted this?

[bunsen-deactivated20150516]

me too Joe, me too

[byanthonytaylor]

[docterchickenpunch]

some asshole: playing games on easy is the loser's way out!! why don't you ju-

me: i play games for fun and enjoyment not to snap the controller in half. i will never git gud and you can Catch These Hands, Fucko

[katebush]

Mom: what is pop punk?

Me: *shows her this pic*

[pokemon-photography]

[constarlations]

This is the money Charizard. Reblog and you will money tomorrow.

[everyonelovesrobots]

That first edition Base set Holo Charizard with shadowless border (meaning first print) is actually worth about $5k+ if in mint condition so hell fucking yeah I’ll reblog the Money Charizard.

[franticbacon13-deactivated20190]

the Money Charizard

[vero-in-technicolor]

How long until it’s gone?

Line fishing (including hook): 600 years 

Plastic bottle: 450 years 

Common Can: 50 years 

Aluminum Can: 200 years 

Plastic unite in six pack cans: 400 Years 

Biodegradable plastic, to unite in six pack cans: 6 months 

Plywood: 1 to 3 years 

Cigarette butts: 1 to 5 years 

Diapers: 450 years 

Carton: 2 months 

Plastic Bag: 10 to 20 years 

TetraBriks: 3 months 

Newsprint: 6 weeks 

Socks: 1 to 5 years 

Styrofoam cup: 50 years 

Glass bottle: Permanent (up over 1,000 years) 

Cotton shirt: from 2 to 5 months 

We should take more seriously the task of protecting our oceans, then by the selfishness of some to throw tons of garbage at sea. Humans, as well as plants and animals, left injured.

[best-of-memes]

[born-t0-lose]

Parkway Drive - Vice Grip