The Lad

classy?

[blairisbae]

What am I supposed to do after December when they remove the porn from Tumblr??

[toastbutteregg]

might be fake but honestly if this situation happens to me and its chris hemsworth coming then im not telling no one

hes mine

[bluegrasshole]

some of you have never had a customer service job and it shows

[shitpostgenerator]

what if cats had legs

[beefmilkthings]

you are in a dark ally and this is chasing you

what do

[relahvant]

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Minty is just cold spicy

[bushidocaps]

[winterfellis]

[evilrick-deactivated20181029]

I love all 5 of my followers tbh

[evilrick-deactivated20181029]

the gangs all here

[goodbyeeveryonepeacendblessings]

wish i would get thirstfollowed. but y’all only follow me cuz i’m funny and brilliant or whatever

[mrbulian]

[trans-mouse]

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks. Literally, I’ve never been this funny in my entire goddamn life

[cmyknoise]

a gem, this is a god damn gem

[dragongirltitties]

my favorite thing about “fbi/nsa agent monitoring my computer” things is it implies that there is at least one agent for every single person on earth with a computer

[0deerling0-inactive]

But who’s monitoring the agents computers

[thempress]

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

[bexlogic]

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

[gahdamnpunk]

Happy pride 🌈❤️💛💚💙💜

[paininmyassachusetts]

Would sleeping with a centaur be considered bestiality?

[racistspiderman]

Yes

[paininmyassachusetts]

That raises another question: do centaurs have human or horse genitals? Or both?

[racistspiderman]

Horse.

[volcel-official]

Then the question is, would it be morally acceptable for a centaur to mate with a normal horse

[paininmyassachusetts]

And what would the offspring be like?

[trashcanbees-deactivated2019120]

[kompanie-mutter-deactivated2021]

I hate all of this

[trashcanbees-deactivated2019120]

[slav-orson-krennic-deactivated2]

This is the last thing you see before you die

[jayykesley]

[schrodingers-blursed-kitty]

Ok everyone we found it. The worst post

[paulthebukkit]

Talk about character development. He’s no longer a meat shield, he is willingly putting his life on the line for Peach!

Good job Toad, you’ll make a certain someone proud surely

[duprsamr-blog]

Stockholm Syndrome

[tonyrackstonx-deactivated202110]

Y'all better be drinking water.