Doctor Love's Love Service !

We love that you love!

[doctor-love]

!! IMPORTANT !!

!! OBLIGATORY OOC PINNED POST !!

Hi this is my ask blog for what essentially serves as my sona/ guy i throw anywhere I want. Consider this multifandom with a lean towards HTF and Villainous content. HTF will be the primary but don't get alarmed if otherwise. I'm gonna just. Slap down a couple of ground rules.

!! READ THESE FIRST !!

16+ blog. Sorry but I'll block anyone under on sight.

Myself and DR LOVE both use star/stars pronouns. He/him is also acceptable. Do NOT send me overly explicit asks. I will not answer anything that makes me uncomfortable. You are allowed to be silly about it, I'm grown and so is DR LOVE but that doesn't mean I want literal p*rn in my asks.

Please try not to ask the same questions multiple times.

I love rping so feel free to do that (I do not guarantee anything being canon to his actual lore.)

umm have fun ? idk. if i missed anything i'll add it later <3

[doctor-love]

fabulous secret powers slackcircus. for your playlist. now

OHH I LOVE THIS SONG THANK YOU !! THIS IS AMAZING !!

DEFINITELY IN MY TOP 5 SOUNDS TO ENJOY

[doctor-love]

uh.. yeah, alright. so you dont have like.. i guess a cure or some shit for unwanted feelings. this guy im talking about, He wouldn't be using it on someone else, he'd be like... willingly using it on himself, if that's what you're worried about. You're SURE you got nothing? If you do, I can send him your way.

UUAAAEGHHH!!!! OK FINE FINE FINEEEE

GOD!! I AM NOT. EQUIPPED WITH THE TOOLS TO TELL YOU NO!! YOU HAVE THE ADMIN CONTROLS RIGHT NOW.

ANYWAY, IF YOU REALLY NEED SOMETHING FOR YOUR FRIEND, I DO HAVE... THE ABILITY TO DO SUCH A THING. I DO NOT LIKE TO DO IT, AS I DO NOT EVER SEE A GOOD ENOUGH REASON. HOWEVER, PEOPLE HAVE THEIR OWN BATTLES AND I PROVIDE A SERVICE FOR LOVE. SOMETIMES LOVE IS NOT COMPATIBLE.

I U-[ERROR]

[LOADING [DRLOVE].EXE]

SORRY. IGNORE THAT. PLEASE.

WHERE WAS I? RIGHT. IF YOUR FRIEND REALLY WANTS THIS, I MUST SPEAK WITH THEM MYSELF. I DO NOT DO MESSENGERS. THERE A REASONS THAT I CANNOT GET INTO. AT LEAST, NOT CURRENTLY. BUT THEY HAVE TO COME SEE ME.

IF YOU MAY, PASS A MESSAGE FOR ME THIS ONCE, THOUGH.

[LOADING... WHISPER.EXE]

ignore that, again, please.

I am going to be real with you, as real as I am allowed to be in this... situation. You really should evaluate the reasons you would want to do this. Reevaluate, even. Multiple times! I have done this, long ago, for many people. For all reasons.

Please do not let your love go just because it feels a certain way... Wrong, maybe. Out of place. Off.

Ultimately, I will not stop you, as I am sure you in your own mind have reasons that I could not sway with words. But I am inclined to talk, at least. Such is my job.

[LOADING... [DRLOVE].EXE]

ANYWAY!!! SEND THEM MY WAY !! I WILL HANDLE IT FROM HERE SHOULD THEY DECIDE THIS IS RIGHT FOR THEM.

THANK YOU!

[doctor-love]

hi dr love whats the whole deal with this place tell me i need some love my self and advice?

HAHA WELL, POTENTIAL CUSTOMER! LET ME TELL YOU!

THE FACILITY ITSELF OFFERS MANY MANY SERVICES [LISTED H-EEE..EER-EE]

ASIDE FROM THE SERVICES I'VE ALREADY LISTED, THIS FACILITY DOUBLES AS A FORM OF RELATIONSHIP COUNSELING!

I [ALSO] GIVE LOVE LIFE ADVICE!!

YOU MUST INQUIRE DIRECTLY! ALL IT COSTS IS YOUR LOVE

[inquire with [DRLOVE] to hear more about the cost of 'love']

[doctor-love]

Uh. so do you like.. have anything to make you not like someone else anymore. asking for a friend.

UM... I MEAN, I USED... UM. ... I DON'T DO THAT ANYMORE. UNLESS IT'S FOR A REALLY GOOD REASON, I DO NOT BELIEVE THAT TAKING THOSE FEELINGS AWAY DOES ANYONE ANY GOOD. YOU WOULD HAVE TO REFER YOUR FRIEND FOR A CONSULTATION. THANK YOU.

[doctor-love]

can you prove your normal or even VERY normal

UH WELL LETS SEE... WOULD THIS VERY NORMAL FULL OF LOVE APPLE PIE CONVINCE YOU ? =]

[doctor-love]

ABSOLUTELY [FRIED] RIGHT NOW !! =]

[doctor-love]

doctor love looks like he'd rearrange all the applications on my desktop

NOW WHY WOULD YOU SAY SUCH A THING ? WHAT ABOUT ME MAKES YOU SAY THAT! I WOULD NOT ! I COULD NOT! I HAVE NO ACCESS TO YOUR COMPUTERS !! HAHA =)

[doctor-love]

i question about your music taste

hand it over buster/nf

(you don't gonna if you dont wanna)

HAHAHA YES OF COURSE !! I ACTUALLY HAVE A PLAYLIST FOR THE WAITING ROOM OF MY FACILITY !!

YOU MAY VIEW IT HERE !

BONUS LOVE POINTS FOR ANYONE THAT CAN GUESS WHICH SONG IS MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE !! ^_^

[doctor-love]

hey so what kind of services do you actually offer? your ad was vague and frightening

WHY I AM SO GLAD YOU ASKED !! THAT IS WHY IT IS VAGUE. TO MAKE YOU QUESTION !! HAHA !!

ANYWAY

HERE AT [DRLOVE]'S LOVE SERVICE, WE OFFER A VARIETY OF THINGS! MOST THINGS FALL UNDER ONE OF THREE CATEGORIES !!

1. LOVE POTIONS!

CORRECT. THE STANDARD YOU WOULD EXPECT FROM ANY MATCH MAKING FACILITY! WITH OUR [DRLOVE] LOVE POTION, THAT CERTAIN SOMEONE IS SURE TO STICK AROUND FOREVER! DON'T WORRY, NO ONE CAN USE IT ON YOU SECRETLY! YOU MUST WILLINGLY CONSENT BEFORE CONSUMPTION IN ORDER FOR IT TO HAVE EFFECTS.

2. MIND AND SOUL BONDING!

FOR THOSE OF YOU OUT THERE LOOKING TO SPEND ETERNITY TOGETHER, OR THOSE OF YOU LOOKING TO FORCE SOMEONE TO STICK IT OUT TIL THE END; THIS IS FOR YOU! THIS CATEGORY OF SERVICES WILL BE SURE TO LEAVE YOU STUCK IN LOVE LIKE GLUE!! [Must inquire privately with [DRLOVE] for extra details =)]

3. WHY AREN'T THEY CALLED LOVES!?!

FOR ALL MY INFLUENCERS OUT THERE: HEYYY XP !! WITH OUR INFLUENCER SPECIALS, YOU'LL BE SURE TO SEE NUMBERS IN NO TIME! WE CAN'T TELL YOU HOW WE GET THEM, BUT BOY OH BOY THEY SURE WILL LOVE YA!

[doctor-love]

HELLO ALL ! IF YOU HAVE MANAGED TO FIND YOURSELF HERE, THEN I HOPE IT IS FOR ALL THE RIGHT REASONS: MAKING SURE THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE WILL *NEVER* LEAVE YOU! ALL INQUIRIES ARE WELCOME! I AM A BUSY MAN SO DO NOT EXPECT HASTE BUT YOU SHOULD EXPECT

C O N S I S T E N C Y !

L O V E !

ANNNND

F U N !

[Dr.Love's Love Service is not responsible for any negative side effects due to use of their products.]