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I’m sorry Headmistress Pryde, but is that any way to speak? What must your dear students think! For shame, Kitten, for shame.

I’d watch your butt, Bruce. We have a shark for a student.

Ouch. Perhaps my mouth would be better shut, I do prefer all my ligaments in their rightful places, after all. So, not to be rude, but I am running low on time and that steak seems a wonderful idea right about now, Headmistress.

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Headmistress? Well, that is a change, isn’t it. I’m quite certain I’m about to make an incredibly snide and possibly inappropriate comment so perhaps I’ll just say congratulations and move along.

Don’t you dare utter that comment, Banner, or I will sick my mutant students on you.

I'm sorry Headmistress Pryde, but is that any way to speak? What must your dear students think! For shame, Kitten, for shame.

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Sounds good, Kitten. Better than good. But before you do, I suppose you’d better show me around. It seems… different around here.

Oh, this is the new school. The Jean Grey For Higher Learning, I’m kinda the headmistress? It’s weird. Hank, Logan, Bobby, and I designed the building.

Headmistress? Well, that is a change, isn't it. I'm quite certain I'm about to make an incredibly snide and possibly inappropriate comment so perhaps I'll just say congratulations and move along.

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Anything the cockroaches can do for you or your dear friend?

The same as always, Phillip. Try to leave me alone.

*blinks blandly* No promises.

As always.

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Now that you mention it, I could do with a meal that doesn’t involve any form of packet, tin or box…

How about a steak?

Sounds good, Kitten. Better than good. But before you do, I suppose you'd better show me around. It seems... different around here.

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Perhaps. But unfortunately an important element of ‘staying off the grid’ is to, in fact, stay off the grid. This communication is only a temporary situation. The line will only be open for so long before I get dragged back. This is only borrowed time, Kitty.

And there’s the bad news. But at least we can make the most of this time. We’ll celebrate seeing each other again before you run back to whatever backwoods cabin you’re hiding in.

Now that you mention it, I could do with a meal that doesn't involve any form of packet, tin or box...

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Good to see you again too, Coulson.

How’s life off the grid?

Uneventful. And maybe even a little lonely. But SHIELD cockroaches wouldn’t know anything about that, now, would they.

Of course not. Cockroaches have no emotions. Is that why you’re back, or…?

I came back because a dear friend needed me.

Anything the cockroaches can do for you or your dear friend?

The same as always, Phillip. Try to leave me alone.

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No, no I do not. And I suppose that explains the lack of calls on said phone. Which does not, in fact, exist…

Maybe you should look in to acquiring one of those?

Perhaps. But unfortunately an important element of 'staying off the grid' is to, in fact, stay off the grid. This communication is only a temporary situation. The line will only be open for so long before I get dragged back. This is only borrowed time, Kitty.

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And I have missed it, too. It is a shame that it often neglects to call. Perhaps that has been for the best.

Do you have a phone you can even be reached at? Because if you did, I’d call.

No, no I do not. And I suppose that explains the lack of calls on said phone. Which does not, in fact, exist...

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Good to see you again too, Coulson.

How’s life off the grid?

Uneventful. And maybe even a little lonely. But SHIELD cockroaches wouldn’t know anything about that, now, would they.

Of course not. Cockroaches have no emotions. Is that why you’re back, or…?

I came back because a dear friend needed me.

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*he smiles and holds her tight* Just as warm as ever. I’d forgotten how lonely it could be spending time in the mountains with only your thoughts and a few musty pieces of furniture for company.

*She pulls back with a laugh* Well I’d offer to keep you warm if you ever needed it, but I think if Ororo over heard she’d be none too pleased. Civilization has missing you, Bruce.

And I have missed it, too. It is a shame that it often neglects to call. Perhaps that has been for the best.

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Good to see you again too, Coulson.

How’s life off the grid?

Uneventful. And maybe even a little lonely. But SHIELD cockroaches wouldn't know anything about that, now, would they.

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I suppose that can be arranged, Kitten. I did, after all, miss you dearly, and I suppose it’s not too superfluous to say that you must have missed me nearly as much as I did you.

Aren’t you so full of it? But yeah I missed you a lot. *She steps closer and gives him a hug*

*he smiles and holds her tight* Just as warm as ever. I'd forgotten how lonely it could be spending time in the mountains with only your thoughts and a few musty pieces of furniture for company.

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It seems far more people are crawling out of the woodwork than you would ever consider possible. I feel this would be an opportune time to make my own miraculous and somewhat unavoidable return.

Well how about I greet that return with one massive hug?