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You’re able to call your parents “Mom” and “Dad”. They were not born with those names.

You’re able to call your teachers “Mr” or “Mrs” and their last name. You’d get in trouble if you addressed them by first name.

You’re able to call a celebrity by their chosen stage name.

You’re able to call your friends a shortened version of their name, their middle name instead of their first, or a completely random nickname.

You’re able to call a married woman by her husband’s last name, even though she was not born with that last name.

But when someone’s transgender, how does calling them by a name they were not born with somehow become a hassle?

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SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

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Creepy, future-aesthetic food from livinthefuture 👁

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I love Kingdom Hearts, because you can say the wildest shit, and people unfamiliar with the series will not know if it’s actually canon or not. Like, which of these are completely fabricated by me?

Woody from Toy Story gives the time-traveling younger version of an insanely powerful sorcerer a lecture on the power of friendship.

Spaceships run on smiles.

Some sick fuck put the puppies from 101 Dalmatians into chests and scattered them around the universe for no reason.

When compared to all the magic users in the entire Final Fantasy franchise, Donald Duck is still more powerful than most of them.

Hades wanted to enslave Auron from Final Fantasy X, but Auron basicall told him to fuck off and decided fighting alongside Goofy was more his style.

Sora can summon giant teacups out of thin air.

There’s a version of Riku that’s basically just a walking e-book.

In Kingdom Hearts 2, Sora absorbs his friends to become more powerful.

Pete (yes, the big cat guy) wanted to recruit Captain Barbossa to work for the evil witch from Sleeping Beauty.

Speaking of Pete, the reason he’s evil is because Minnie Mouse literally shot him into Outer Space with no way to return to his home.

Think you got it?

Psyche!

They’re all true! All of that is canon!

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You forgot something!

Goofy is somehow the smartest person in the whole franchise. And by that I mean the whole franchise

Two people look exactly the same but they’re neither twins nor related.

Thirteen people who look absolutely nothing alike are actually the same person.

Time travel doesn’t cause paradoxes somehow.

Four people who look like the same person in different stages of his life are not the same person.

The same four people who look exactly the same as the ones mentioned above are actually the same person. (I’m talking about the Riku’s if you haven’t found out)

There isn’t just one of one character, but none of them are the same character.

Memories can be changed by sketchbooks.

Mickey mouse is shirtless at some point.

He also left one of his friends in basically hell for twelve years, and didn’t bother mentioning her until the last minute.

The things this series does I swear. It’s a miracle we’re holding on to a speck of our sanity.