Victor Von Doom

Genius, Dark-arts user, Single Dad, King of Latveria

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Doctor Doom orders you to stay safe and eat at least two meals today...

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If any citizens are seen not practicing social distancing they will receive punishment!

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Good thing I'm not your citizen, then. ;)

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You are but a fool. Stay home.

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If any citizens are seen not practicing social distancing they will receive punishment!

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How long does it take you to get your armor off when you have to use the bathroom?

What an odd question.

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I dare you to eat my shorts in under a minute.

Why, in the name of Doomstadt, would I do that?

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What’s the deal with your friendship with doctor strange? Care to explain?

He’s respectable but there’s not much of a relationship. He supports Richards sometimes, though. Don’t like that.

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You know, when you’re not bald, your hair looks really soft and fluffy. *pets*

what

why

what

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Ever taken a nap? Maybe you should cuddle up with your doom dogs and do it. It’s a great way to pass the time.

Doom has no time for sleep!

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You look like you could use a good night’s sleep. *whacks you over the head with a huge hammer*

I’ve been hit with worse. DOOM KNOWS NO REST.

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Why have you been knocked out so many times but you’ve never fainted? That’s suspicious. You just don’t want to admit you’re as mortal and vulnerable as anyone else.

I am quite mortal, but not vulnerable.

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I have a gift for you *gives you a huge ass squirrel*

NO NOT AGAIN NOT AGAIN

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I’d polish your butt for free.

Excuse me?

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why is it that every time i try to shoo squirrel girl out lf my base she says she’s “baby” and “i cant do that” then everyone agrees with her??? WHAT IS UP WITH THAT????????

[squirrelgirlsuggestions]

I’m babey!!!

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WHAT DOES THAT MEAN???????

[lokigodofmischief-suggestions]

Victor you ignorant slut, it means she's babey

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how dare you insult me so distastefully!

[lokigodofmischief-suggestions]

Victor you ignorant fuckface, she's babey

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i dont know if that’s any better

[lokigodofmischief-suggestions]

Victor you ignorant wanker, she's babey

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I suppose that’s better but I still don’t know what you are babbling about!

[squirrelgirlsuggestions]

i am just babey. i cannot change this.

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You are a grown woman Ms Green!

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why is it that every time i try to shoo squirrel girl out lf my base she says she’s “baby” and “i cant do that” then everyone agrees with her??? WHAT IS UP WITH THAT????????

[squirrelgirlsuggestions]

I’m babey!!!

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WHAT DOES THAT MEAN???????

[lokigodofmischief-suggestions]

Victor you ignorant slut, it means she's babey

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how dare you insult me so distastefully!

[lokigodofmischief-suggestions]

Victor you ignorant fuckface, she's babey

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i dont know if that’s any better

[doctordoomsuggestion]

why is it that every time i try to shoo squirrel girl out lf my base she says she’s “baby” and “i cant do that” then everyone agrees with her??? WHAT IS UP WITH THAT????????

[squirrelgirlsuggestions]

I’m babey!!!

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WHAT DOES THAT MEAN???????

[lokigodofmischief-suggestions]

Victor you ignorant slut, it means she's babey

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how dare you insult me so distastefully!

[doctordoomsuggestion]

why is it that every time i try to shoo squirrel girl out lf my base she says she’s “baby” and “i cant do that” then everyone agrees with her??? WHAT IS UP WITH THAT????????

[squirrelgirlsuggestions]

I’m babey!!!

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WHAT DOES THAT MEAN???????

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It means you can't do that & she's babey!!!

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its a monday i cant do this today