Maybe if I sprawl out suggestively in bed--
Hello Val-
*notices the knife, grows concerned*
Who stabbed you?
Someone random. I... sort of antagonized the situation.
*inspects the wound, frowning* Would you care to explain what that situation was and what exactly you did to antagonize it?
I went to a gas station to get a slushie for Icarus because she's been under the weather lately and I thought it'd cheer her up. Someone was trying to rob it so I intervened and just taunted the shit out of them until they stabbed me, then I knocked them out and left.
... it's a nice knife, isn't it?
*chuckles* It is a nice knife. And, fortunately for you, the wound doesn't seem to be life threatening.
I'm going to cast a spell that will temporarily slow your bleeding. Then, I will pull the knife out, clean the wound, and stitch you up. Okay?
Yeah, that sounds like a good idea.
Good.
*waves a glowing green hand over the wound, then carefully pulls the knife out. Cleans the wound quickly and efficiently, then begins stitching it up*
*as she's stitching the wound* You know, you really ought to be more careful.
