benjamin

'93 born and bred twit: @COURlERSlX

[mfoxdaily]

MEGAN FOX photographed by Petra Collins for CR Fashion Book - September 2021

[alphabeticalcrabattical]

Shout out to fanfic writers who write their favourite characters into incredibly specific niches like complex academic studies or horse taming or the intricacies of the fashion industry or historical politics just because they love it. I do in fact want to learn about your niche interests disguised as a slash fic, thank you

[bloodbending]

the most painful social interactions are when you miscalculate someone’s meme literacy and reference something and the person/group doesn’t get it and u have to half-heartedly explain it knowing FULL well it’s 0% funny if people don’t have the full convoluted context of the joke and u feel the flames of hell start to lick at ur feet as they all give u a pity laugh 

[shimmeringjinx]

Megan Fox via instagram

[philosophicsweetheart-deactivat]

[meganfoxrocksmyworld]

Reasons I love Megan Denise Fox.

She wants women to feel comfortable with who they are and dress for no one else but themselves.

[benxplays]

poppy drummond art history major ○ aquarius, ambitious, self-assured

[gushferatu]

everyone always talks about how the other clans can’t stand the Malkavians but can we talk about how much other clans hate Toreadors pls it’s so funny to me a selection of my favorite sick burns (from the v20 guidebook):

Assamites:

Brujah:

Malkavian:

Tremere:

(ouch)

and my favorite, from the Tzimisce:

[szlachtas]

From the nosferatu clanbook:

[kdfskdbkjfbkdjfb-deactivated202]

[earlgrey-slutty-deactivated2021]

[taco-bell-rey]

Porn blogs still posting porn until December 17th is the equivalent of the band playing while the Titanic was sinking.

[3intheam]

[byebyemyblues]

CEO Jinri of JINRI MARKET

[pinsandweevils]

For anyone who’s ever wondered who they’d be in a 19th century novel, the wait is over: I put together a 19th Century Character Trope Generator!

If you’d like to reblog, put your character in the tags because I’m curious.

[marvelouschrises]

I’m a big fan of working out on my own. I put my headphones on and I’m pretty good at self-motivating. At the end of the day, I enjoy it. Once I’m there and once I get going, I tend to love it, and I feel good.

[sailorsmoon]

Howl found his true love.

[chandelyer-deactivated20241003]

“How am I ever to apologize to myself sufficiently?”

— Virginia Woolf, from a diary entry c. November 1931 in “Selected Diaries,” (via violentwavesofemotion)

[mslanna]

But everybody knows that the REAL reward for finishing a side quest is to have it off the quest list and its markers removed from the map.