goblin queen

the witch hat stays on during sex. royan. 25. cst. writing blog at stormlordwrites

[sairusboom]

marked with your colors 🍑🫐

[realrosielol]

Don’t let the narrative fool you it is MAOMAO’s harem

[chillyfeetsteak]

this is what i mean when i type 👀 btw

[probuccalfat]

whenever people say canada is an unserious country or a zany joke it pisses me off and not because i feel like mocked or anything but because i find it wild rude and disrespectful to the indigenous peoples that have been harmed in this nation… genuinely nothing funny about the residential schools or the 60s scoop or the highway of tears or the forced sterilization of indigenous women

[probuccalfat]

“some of your money smells like maple syrup so silly and unserious 😂” sometimes our police officers take indigenous men who are struggling with addiction and mental illness or otherwise homeless, mentally unwell, addict men and drive them far far away from the place they know into the canadian wilderness and abandon them to die from exposure to the elements. it’s called starlight tours.

[sec0ndwind]

That 40 min walk to nowhere particular Will save your life

[venerable-thief]

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

[feraligatr]

there’s at least one mean bone in my body

[bintro]

is anyone else their father’s female son

[confirmed-and-contorted]

slamming your knights visor down when you’re finished talking to them, like slamming the phone back on the receiver.

[charlesoberonn]

Turning around to leave only to turn back and lift the visor up for one last remark before slamming it down again.

[greelin]

if i was a court jester i’d flirt with the king at any given opportunity. subtle at first but if he was interested and we’d share banter then i’d sit in his lap. then he would say i’m the funniest silliest little man alive and kiss me with tongue

[greelin]

this should be my pinned post.

[black-salt-cage]

ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ੈ♡‧₊˚

[deertush]

[holycalf]

when fiona apple asked “how can i ask anyone to love me when all i do is beg to be left alone”. well i have not found an answer but if anyone else has lmk

[wulfhalls]

its the depression cousins!!!!!!!

[asystolle]

A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms 1.05 - In the Name of the Mother

[c-kiddo]

every ICE agent could die right now and they'd all deserve it

[hollowboobtheory]

you cannot convince me illegal immigration is a real problem and I'm sick of pretending it is. yk when you were a kid and you got mad at your sibling for crossing an imaginary line that you drew in the car? that's what you're doing right now except you're actually killing people over it

[homoquartz]

god bless minneapolis