i'm not sure canon universe Erwin would enjoy black coffee :thinking: specialty plain black coffee is an acquired taste, as is tea, so he'll stick to the night tea club with Levi. Erwin would be the extra cream double syrup desert latte person maybe; i can only see him taking plain black coffee as a laxative. as for the awakefulness, he needs help winding down, not throwing more gas on his burning sympathetic nervous.
Sorry anon, as far as I'm concerned Erwin Smith is a caffeine addict. This is a hill I will die on. Why? Because if he wasn't, he would never have met Levi in Cardamom ☺️
“Just a long black, please.”
The barista looks at him. Erwin looks right back.
“Americano,” he tries instead.
The barista drawls something in Arabic, sounding mildly irritated as he points at the menu. Erwin frowns, not understanding a word – neither from the young man or the chalkboard with its foreign lines and smudged squiggles.
“Coffee,” Erwin clarifies intelligently. He’s hot, he’s tired, he’s confused. He just wants caffeine as soon as possible.
The barista lifts his small chin up, grey eyes sharp. Erwin vaguely registers that he is much older than his short stature and slim build had initially led him to presume. He hisses something and Erwin thinks he hears a word that sounds like coffee. Progress.
Someone on a nearby bench puts their book aside with a smack, glasses glimmering in the light.
“What kind of coffee, idiot,” they grin. Their English has an accent he can’t place.
They point at the barista.
Erwin sighs out his relief.
“Can you tell him anything will do, as long as it’s strong?”
They communicate this to the barista, who huffs and mutters something to himself as he turns around to his coffee machine.