Lady Garden

"Why are all the gods such vicious cunts? Where's the god of tits and wine?" - Tyrion Lannister

[cancerousjojian]

cinematic parallels

[karenkilgargif]

Karen Kilgariff + Taking Off Her Glasses

[medievalspinster]

[1dietcokeinacan]

MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tariqah]

She’s been on

[ariana-news]

Ariana performing “Thank u, Next” at The Ellen Show

[swdyww-deactivated20210428]

She’s honestly adorable

[trapcard]

that lil stumble scared the enunciation into her i love it

[doctorinternet]

I've never seen an artist so happy to be vibing with her back up singers? This feels like I'm watching Ariana Grande and her two best friends just having a very coordinated slumber party

[doctorinternet]

Hey guys

[horchatadrinker]

finally told my parents they’re gay

[doctorinternet]

CONTEMPLATING AN EXQUISITE BAIL

[doctorinternet]

Hi this is me blogging from deep in my own archives, spoiler alert I BAILED AND IT WAS EXQUISITE

[doctorinternet]

Hi me again, from my archives again, just a reminder that the bail was HIGH KEY exquizz

[doctorinternet]

Petition to have an option to sync Period Tracker apps so lesbians can better estimate when they are gonna get laid

[doctorinternet]

still waiting on this

[doctorinternet]

Not everyone appreciates this body but this look was powerful, I don't care what you think

[doctorinternet]

"So Matilda’s strong young mind continued to grow, nurtured by the voices of all those authors who had sent their books out into the world like ships on the sea. These books gave Matilda a hopeful and comforting message: 

You are not alone."

[ginadanielsjfc]

every time I use “they” to refer to a single gender-unknown person on Tumblr, another piece of my grammar-filled heart shatters, and the pieces scatter at the bottom of hell

[davidemmerich]

“They” has been a singular pronoun for hundreds of years, you melodramatic dipshit.

[miguel-the-sexy-and-powerful-god]

well… actually… no… they is plural. people use they when they should use he, she, or it.

[baras-deactivated20150906]

dense motherfucker, the pronoun “they” is an english equivalent for the third person indefinite singular and has been for literally centuries. it remains morphologically and syntactically plural therefore you don’t need to shit your little pantaloons at compromising your surely rock solid grammar rules.

i guarantee every fuckin time you’ve ever had to refer to a person of an unknown gender you’ve used “they” subconsciously. (“The post clerk gave me a message for you.” “Oh, what did they say?”) but you only have a problem with it when people specify it as a pronoun for themselves because you’re a shitlord i fuckin guess.

[manthedog]

grammarized straight into hell

[mysharona1987]

[docholligay]

@keyofjetwolf

[ex-libris-craux]

AHEM THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO NEED THIS YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE

[wrangletangle]

[Tweet by Rachel Hartman:

Writing is never wasted. And I’m not just saying this because I have whole books of material that never made it into my books.

I just mean, we don’t look at all the time a musician spent playing scales and think, “Well, that was a waste.”]

[doctorinternet]

me, im the one who needs it 

[residuetrail]

[mallsantaofthemonth]

[gaypeopletwitter]

[loveage-moondream]

[loveage-moondream]