docRobair

A former RP blog that is sadly just a reblog thingy. Would love to chat or hang out though. Telegram is DocRobair

[doctorobair]

I’m shocked that I’m still somehow logged into this…

[boyslushie]

lover boys 💙

@doctorobair

[boyslushie]

more horse smooch @doctorobair

[boyslushie]

hehe gay little boyfriend icons for pride @doctorobair

[garbage-empress]

time smells bad.

[chrome--horse]

what Synesthetic bullcrap is this now

[garbage-empress]

Listen

I accidentally leave the milk out overnight.

Milk smells bad the next day.

Why does milk smell bad?

Time gets in it.

[garbage-empress]

@ryanthecynic

[larckla]

Just realised this implies that a fridge cancels or slows time down

[garbage-empress]

As a simple experiment I will put some plutonium in my refrigerator and see if it decays slower, brb

[garbage-empress]

The results are in!

I have radiation poisoning!

[lastvalyrian]

this time it’s the opposite of Greek philosophy because you used the scientific method

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Conclusion: the scientific method gives people radiation poisoning

[hustlerose]

im cured! (is salted and dried with seasonings) 

[thefunkyweapon]

[t4timekeeper]

people have the audacity to equate vanilla with “plain”. the fruit of a delicate orchid pollinated by hand. worth its weight in solid gold and beyond. the fussy black-and-cream jewel of the american continent. you sick son of a bitch. imagine a world without vanilla. no blondies. no pound cakes. no crème brûlée, no coke floats. no cream soda. no satiny new york-style cheesecakes. no warm apple pie à la mode. no velvety complexity to bring out complex notes in chocolate desserts. no depth of flavour in your cakes and cookies and milkshakes. all in just a few precious seeds or grams of paste or perfumed teaspoons of liquid black platinum. what you don’t understand could fill the library of alexandria seven times over and then some. you ungrateful bastard i’m going to kill you

[boyslushie]

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finally able to announce my patreon!!

[wesleythebuck]

Mr. Beast's face is so fucking punchable

[doctorobair]

I dated a guy in the Bay Area who looked exactly like him and I can never Unsee it.

[desert-palm]

[shiba-boyfriend]

i think the real solution here is i should just make more posts about being bisexual myself actually

[doctorobair]

We all know you’re just the gayest

[boyslushie]

the stars and the earth collide 💫 @doctorobair

[detectivehole]

not to sound like your dad but if your not having a great time rn you might legitimately be playing too many video games or being on that damn phone too often, or at least without any necessary activity buffers

[detectivehole]

may i suggest coloring with physical materials? or some chores you’ve been putting off? hell go outside with a bucket and make mud soup like you’re five again. take a break. you can bring your whatever for music and stuff but like don’t play with it

[benihana-circumcision]

lots of huffy teenagers in the notes

[anarch0possum]

i mean this, after spending so long getting my entertainment online, theres something incredibly tranquil about shutting it all out for a while to do something in meatspace for myself

[boyslushie]

a boyfriend is better shade than an umbrella imo

@doctorobair

[yellowmonday-deactivated2022120]

somebody called ben shapiro a bozo to his face. great fucking day

[yellowmonday-deactivated2022120]

actually their exact words were “you sound like a bozo, bro. and you get no pussy, and you can’t even make your wife wet, bro, so what’s good” GREAT great day

[yellowmonday-deactivated2022120]

hero.

[qiyra]

here’s the clip

[succubi-tch]

[scarletwoods]

Hey this was at my school!!! Quentin is a double major in Math and Physics, and he won a scholarship to fully fund his PhD! I don’t know him personally but his IG is @ quentinhmerritt He’s been receiving a lot hate because of this, every day he posts screenshots of horribly racist Ben Shapiro supporters in his DMs. A few days ago he posted a video saying he decided to heckle him because someone in the crowd literally said “I hate minorities” before the event. He posted a video on Instagram explaining himself and the situation of that night.

[boyslushie]

even MORE horse art, this time for my love @doctorobair 💙

[doctorobair]

My beloved is such a good artist. <3