Untitled and Unwritten

[magicratfingers]

They like to run along the walls

[guerrillatech]

[reluctantbroodingdads]

So as an Antarctic expert I need to add to this that we had not in fact been to Antarctica when it was named. The ancient Greeks decided that because there was an Arctic at the top of the world, with bears, there had to be an opposite at the other end, without bears. Which is kind of ridiculous except that the fuckers were dead on

[truly-charmed]

[k-eke]

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[showtimechamaco]

[safitheartist]

Power move.

[newtgeiszler]

one of the most aesthetically beautiful displays of protest i’ve seen

[webscene-remade]

LITTLE GIRL CAME UP TO MY DOOR DRESSED AS A SHARK & I GAVE HER M&MS AND SHE SAID “THANK YOU I LOVE YOU” & HER MOM SAID “YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO SAY HAPPY HALLOWEEN” & THE LITTLE GIRL SAID “SHE GAVE ME NEMNEMS. I LOVE HER”

[miloyiannopoulos]

boom boom pow is ambient music

[turing-tested]

self care is putting yourself to bed on a regular schedule because it’s the base treatment for mood disorders

there’s no twist or anything it’s just really really good for u to sleep at consistent times

[m86-deactivated20171116]

me reading this at 5am:

[lavellanlove]

So is it just me, or does every new owner of Tumblr getting announced feel like we’re getting a new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher?

[tiktokarchive]

[travisvsworld]

Is this what tik tok is really intended for!

[eldritch-comedy]

[talkgentlytome]

Tag yourself I’m the “Overdressed and Underappreciated”. Artist : http://www.mattadrian.com/ 

[vvillowenna]

If you thought “hm those styles of art AND speech seem very familiar,” you are right because it is the same person that did these

[the-husbando]

Oh my god damn

[amyg-dalin-deactivated20170531]

Do you think that when Steve Rogers sneezes, one of the Avengers goes up to him and whispers, “God Bless America” Then Steve fucking looks at them like this

[dank-mom]

[localfauna]

no IT GOT SO MUCH BETTER TONY’S FACE OH MY GOD

[demonmee]

thor’s pokerface

[lana-k-art]

Okay, google, how to stop laughing

[alexthedeactivated-deactivated2]

Thor’s hair flowing in the indoor wind.

[salmon404]

Ok but the preparatory nngh and he sneezes red and blue lmao

[avengers-r-us]

[tinytony-snack]

We all need to smile and to laugh

[athenastudying-deactivated20220]

me at 2.37am: okay guess i’ll go to bed at 3

the rational part of my brain: why not right now 

me: logical arguments will only be heard at half and full hours, sorry

[okayysophia]

Saw this on Essence Magazine’s Snapchat and thought it would be helpful💕

[tumblunni]

Yeah seriously, sex education never told me any of this in school. Little me was panicked seeing the dark coloured bits and i had no clue that’s just the normal colour blood goes when its clotted or dried.

[wildlifer-deactivated20220928]

also today i was walking my dog and some old dude, in southern fashion, stopped to talk to me about her for a solid 5 minutes and at one point she started barking at something and i said sorry she’s so loud and he said to me “aw that’s alright. she’s a coonhound so she’s got lungs fit to blow the trumpets at rapture” and then chortled as though he hadn’t just spit the southern equivalent of shakespearean improv at me on the street

[archaeo-geek]

I was working on Prince Edward Island a few weeks ago and an old guy who was mentioning to me about a really tall and strong guy that he knew, and said casually, “If he hit ya, ye’d starve to death rolling” and then moved on with the conversation like he hadn’t just painted the most ridiculous picture in my mind of Island life.

[dont-call-me-handicapable]

My grandma once said “does math faster than southern women at a baptism” and that shit is hilarious to me, the South is a beautiful place linguistically.

[loloftheday]

Fucking dropped him…

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

[makoredeyes]

If I don’t reblog this assume I died

[deadlykillerqueen]

[switch-up-snowfox]

>They hate Epic Store

because it lacks features that steam has that are expected out of Epic, datamines steam data (which is doubly concerning because Epic’s 40% in Tencent’s pocket, a chinese company which means all the corporate fuckery is amped to 11) and its only competing by essentially poaching exclusives from steam, sometimes last minute.

>They hate Stadia

Because Stadia streams games to your console instead of letting you buy a digital copy to put on your PC or console or even by physical copies, which means there’s gonna be lag unless you get Jesus Himself to work on internet optimization.

>They hate VR

actually most people enjoy VR if only for things like VR chat, they just hate how its super expensive and impractical.

0/10 very cold take.

[newtgeiszler]

how dare…. the consumers of videogames….. have standards about the videogames they consume…..