DoctorSparkles

Shitposting since ✨2011✨

[noah-wyles]

all i want for 2026 is that gigantic rancid AI bubble to finally burst in such a catastrophic way that the consequences will be so good and i'll never have to see another AI generated image ever again

[fluoritegalaxy]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[myspace]

16 years ago, the cast of 'Jersey Shore' gave Michael Cera a make over

[eroscestlavie]

I need to stop replying to “how do you make friends in your 30s?” threads because all my answers boil down to “you have to want to know people instead of have friends” and I don’t think people wanna hear that

[eroscestlavie]

It’s like. People can tell if you don’t really like or connect with them. If you aren’t truly enamored with someone you will have a hard time coming up with activities to do together to deepen the friendship. Because you don’t really like that person that much.

[90skid-com]

The Rock x Lisa Frank

[enchantedbook]

“The Swan Princess” illustrated by Boris Zvorykin (1920) for the fairytale by Alexander Pushkin.

[animentality]

Link to the gay porn library of Alexandria.

Happy pride.

[thespeakersystem]

I don’t usually reblog porn on this acc but this is genuinely media preservation

[2000ish]

[throwbackblr]

How you know it was summer in the 90s/early 2000s

[enchantedbook]

“Little Brother and Little Sister” from the 1925 edition of Hansel and Gretel and Other Stories by the Brothers Grimm.

🎨 Illustration by Kay Nielsen.

[clawmarks]

«Азбука в картинах» - 1904 - via Internet Archive

[doctorsparkles]

I'm a librarian, and sometimes I get tasked with an oddball task like refilling the seed library. Today, while replenishing the bean packets, I came across five, unlabeled beans. Sad, alone, and unknown were these five little beans. I could have thrown them away, but I decided to label them as mystery beans and throw them in with the rest of the "specified" beans.

I hope someone gets a kick out of the mystery beans in our seed library.

[doctorsparkles]

Rhododendron

[teathattast]

[lixomania]

[doctorsparkles]

The soundtrack:

[nobrashfestivity]

Shiro Kasamatsu Nozawa Onsen in the Morning 1933

[doctorsparkles]

This is the kind of life I'm trying to live.

[notlayingroses]

Everything I read about recovering from burnout is like “it takes months or even years to fully recover” and it’s like okay…. I have a weekend before I gotta clock in on Monday

[doctorsparkles]

The joys of $~*cApITaLiSm*~$

[aropride]

please god let chatgpt die out like nfts did. With a fast and graceless fall into irrelevancy

[bladespark]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[atwotonedbird]

This spell has a very low hit ratio, so we need a lot of us to do it.

[doctorsparkles]

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