Hoe on the Go

Hi, i'm Paul. Queer. Chicago. NY➡️ DE➡️TX➡️UT➡️PA➡️RI➡️IL

[forgaymenot]

Hi! I'm Paul. 30's, Chicago gay, love a good sandwich.

Tags

#me - pictures of me

#yap yap yap - whatever thoughts I had that made it to the dash

#hoeurxing - sex stuff

[dangercocktail]

[forgaymenot]

Yeah I guess not, my loss bro

[bantlers]

Made some madeleines :) 🌼

[abigailspinach]

[catchymemes]

[wumbreon]

May we all know decadence such as this

[lakefama]

birding yaoi part 3 🕊️🌈

[hgedits]

[bandtshirt]

do y’all remember before direct messages tumblr had a dumbass ask limit of 10 per hour and communication was impossible until they introduced dumbass fan mail and we were basically sending telegraphs back in forth trying to communicate those were…dark times

Do y'all remember when they finally gave us direct messages and instead of doing it normally, they gave it to a few people at a time and we had to infect each other with it like a virus

[piedude]

[abandonrun]

remember when any post with more than like 6 people talking was unreadably smushed except for the last few additions remember when any post of over 500 characters became a link back to op’s blog readmore style remember when video and audio posts had about a 10% chance of working when you click play

[curseofsisyphus]

As a recent user I love finding out shit like this from older users. What the fuck guys???? Why were you USING IT AT ALL?!??

[dono-harm-totonystark]

believe it or not, we liked that more

[thefloralpeach]

its worth noting that immediately after these updates that made everything better, we were all angry about it

[ijust-wanna-scream2]

Some pics done by the AMAZING @patrickdonovanstudios that I did last time I was in NYC I will photo dump them here cuz I have so many that I love

[twiceuponadumbass]

Can yall guess what today was? 🧐

[loafpile-after-dark]

whateverrrrrrr it's free shaft friday 😝😝😝

[neverthelessflo]

guess who got himself his first speedos 👀

[bermuda-triangulated]

what a day 😮‍💨

[blushingcurrently]

sitting stretching form shape everything and nothing

[parkchanwoohoo]

[radliftist]