unfriendly black hottie

[doctortaywhore]

THE SIGNS AND THEIR PERSONALITIES

Stop Sign: Strict

Speed Limit Sign: Cautious

One Way Sign: Stubborn

Yield Sign: Shy

Keep Out Sign: Secretive

[avadcniels]

[gnarrrr]

[trapcard]

me to myself: girl if you actually applied yourself in like….anything you’d be dangerous bitch

[thicc-crompton-blog]

look at this picture of my cat

[lord-kitschener]

I relate to this

[weloveshortvideos]

[marcitlali]

imagine being the first amish bitch in your village to like get your body done like ass shots titties done and like beat face contoured… and then you walked into like the saloon or whatever amish people have and everyone dropped their irish fiddles and was shookedt? like everyone churning butter was just in shock and you walked across the artisanal wood floors in your wantmylook.com thigh high lace up heeled boots like your life depended on it… yes god

[catsbeaversandducks]

Cats are so dramatic…

Photos by ©The Kitty The Cat

[slugisthedrug]

Me

[imperator1996]

[mobacoin]

i rly hate when flies rub their hands together. what the fuck are you planning you little asshole you have a lifespan of like 3 days

[seriousjones]

[01101010-01100100]

if i feel an emotion one more time im gonna snap

[walkinthepug]

[mullroy]

facts about my mom:

she is a forester

she has a habit of pointing out plants while driving

one of her favorite road rage swears is “dickweed”

facts about me:

i thought dickweeds were real plants for a longass time

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

why do windshield wipers only have 2 settings?? i need more than “one wipe every 86 years” or “metronome for a skrillex album”

[old-friends-senior-dog-sanctuary]

[geniusoflove]

we must abolish daylight savings

[uptional]