Omg, I'm on tumblr

[thehillsarenothere-deactivated2]

okay u can make fun of Shrek all you want but if u don’t think they were the most beautiful fucking movies ever then ur wrong

[souncivilized17]

The only two options

[ruinedchildhood]

[weirdwerewolf-deactivated-deact]

why does wine taste like shit?

[weirdwerewolf-deactivated-deact]

i am going to run through the woods naked

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

[airsighs]

[lemondr0pz]

[starqueensterlexa]

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

BATTLESHIPS:

NOT BATTLESHIPS:

JUST BECAUSE A BOAT HAS GUNS ON IT DOES NOT MEAN THAT IT IS A BATTLESHIP. KNOW THE DIFFERENCES

[porkue-deactivated20230306]

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

[nevver]

The New Yorker, Adrian Tomine

[teaboot]

Elementary is the best Sherlock Holmes series because their Sherlock and Watson actually like each other thank you for coming to my talk

[teaboot]

I’m not here to read the notes I’m here to enjoy a man and a woman sharing a fulfilling platonic relationship in which a high value is placed on honesty, healthy boundaries, and personal growth while discussing mental health, addiction, sexuality, and abuse openly without an overhanging sense of judgement, also there’s a turtle

[dailycolorfulgifs]

Black Mirror: San Junipero (2016)

[beaunydoorin]

you’re infuriating.

have you met you?

[whitepeopletwitter]

[butt-berry]

LOOK AT THE BABY PIKACHU BEFORE PICHU EXISTED

[ladameblanche92]

[myspace]

kelseykels:

the ballad of the salad

[knifenymph]

i carry a lot of hurt in my heart but that will not stop me from growing and healing and becoming better than i have ever been

[stars-bean]

Miss Congeniality (2000) dir. Donald Petrie

[robotsandfrippary]

fresh, clean no-terf version for reblogs!

Your mom and aunts aren’t on tumblr.  Please warn them about this as well. 

[trueloveistreacherous]

You know what’s funny about Ann? She’s my best friend. And anyone who’d hurt her is someone I would murder, probably.

[basic-banshee]

I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.

But now the company holiday party is upon us.

And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.

I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.

[basic-banshee]

I like that people have two reactions to this post.

Reasonable: “just say she couldn’t make it!”

Chaotic: FAKE DATING AU

Well, which one is it going to be?

[basic-banshee]

And so it begins

having the DMV area Craigslist bookmarked has never come in handy before but now

[basic-banshee]

Update, Craigslist has flagged my post as inappropriate.

[basic-banshee]

Apparently you can’t solicit a date as a “gig”

I now see my mistake

[basic-banshee]

Update: a date has been acquired. This is true lesbian solidarity in action.

[justluckyiguess]

My wife has now read this and wonders how baby gays are even meeting and mating

[basic-banshee]

Can confirm I am meeting and mating just fine 😂

[basic-banshee]

By the way I’m in a relationship with this woman now

[cooliopumpkin]

[basic-banshee]

This is the feedback I’ve been looking for