💕Somnium 💕

DoDo-ya~ Come Here~!!!! 

[what-if-nct]

Mark: And like but like and like totally like yeah.

Yangyang: Like like yeah and like l but like and like yeah like.

Mark: Totally like just like so like and like yeah.

Yangyang: Like yeah.

Johnny:

[clowninyourfeed]

Remember when Lucas originally joked about being a vocalist and Mark cackled?

Well this is him now, feel old yet?

[n-cityincorrect]

Lucas: *at NCT Dream’s concert* I’m here to offer my moral support.

Renjun: too bad you have questionable morals.

[pastelleia]

yuta in the mountains: MARK!!!!

mark back at sm: god??!?!

[markleesthighs]

mark: sometimes my mind is like an internet browser

johnny: elaborate

mark: 15 tabs are open, 7 of them are frozen, and I don't know where the music is coming from

[asstheticnct]

Haechan: astrology isn’t real

Renjun: literally nothing is real, your name is gibberish but you still answer to it because you crave identity and structure you pathetic fucking featherless biped

[hangsang-makjun]

Yuta: so we couldn’t find the star for the Christmas tree, but it’s alright guys, we found a replacement

Jaehyun: I swear you just can’t spot the difference

Taeil: I mean, what’s better than this to light up the whole room?

NCT:

Jungwoo: [tied up to the ceiling and hanging above the tree] hi

NCT:

NCT: seems legit

[haechanniesunflowers]

Mark: how’s the pasta?

Doyoung: it’s great, send my compliment to the chef.

Mark: alright. Okay.

Mark: *goes to the kitchen* hey chef.

Taeyong: what?

Mark: you got beautiful eyes.

Taeyong: *blushes*

[markleesthighs]

mark: my future wife is probably fake laughing at her boyfriend's jokes right now.

mark: be patient, Queen, a true clown is on the way

[what-if-nct]

Renjun: You said lets poison her. So I bought the poison and poured it in her coffee but now you're saying you changed your mind?

Haechan: I wasn't myself, I let my anger get the best of me.

Renjun: Listen here, she tried to turn everyone against you, got you expelled for drug possesion and tricked Mark into moving to greece. He lost his phone and no one knows where he is. And you're telling me you changed your mind? You will go in there, poison her then we'll flee the country like I planned. We already have US citizenship so stop being a little bitch and get in there and murder the daughter of satan.

Haechan: Fine, fine you're right. What would I do without you?

Renjun: Exactly, you need me to help you make good choices.

Jaemin: I think we should stop them.

Jeno: Or we can get ice cream.

Jaemin: Yeah, lets get ice cream.

[what-if-nct]

Taeyong: I am disappointed in the behavior you all displayed.

Doyoung: You’re overreacting.

Taeyong: You and Yuta got in a fist fight in the middle of the road stopping traffic.

Yuta: That happens once a week.

Taeyong: You yelled bitch at the top of your lungs and used a bike as a weapon.

Yuta: Only because Doyoung used a broom.

Taeyong: Then you both used bikes while Renjun, Chenle and Yangyang were cheering on top of a car.

Yangyang: It was the best thing I’ve ever seen.

Renjun: The moment blood was drawn I got excited.

Chenle: It was beautiful.

Taeyong: And Johnny wore short shorts and walked by with a sign for each round.

Johnny: You know I look good in these shorts.

Taeyong: And Haechan was charging people to watch while Hendery and Ten sold snacks. And everyone else just watched and cheered.

Haechan: I made so much money today.

Ten: Johnny stole my job as ring girl so I did what I had to do.

Hendery: I ate so much popcorn.

Taeyong: Only Jungwoo, Jisung and Jaemin are my children now.

Jaemin: I made Taeyong tea and hugged him for an hour.

Jungwoo: I was eating a dozen donuts in my room.

Jisung: I was in the closet cause the loud noises scared me.

Taeyong: You only stopped cause it started lighting not even the rain stopped you all at first. What do you have to say for yourselves. 

Doyoung: Next week, meet me in the street again. 

Yuta: Oh you know it. 

Everyone: Rematch! Rematch! 

Taeyong: Come good children, we’ll make a new life for ourselves in Florida. 

[nakamotens]

jaemin’s affection: hugs, kisses and sniffing

[nakamotens]

jaemin: looks like a famous actor jeno: looks like a samoyed meanwhile, renjun: looks like his mom

[hwallunar]

Renjun — DNYL edits

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[nctprotecctionsquad]

Renjun: Being Gay isn't a choice

Renjun: [Grabs Jaemin and jeno's hands] It's a game and I'm winning.

[sometime-in-1995]

You could say they’re my favorite babies in NCT. 😊

[kindacutesometimes]

undoubtedly, unquestionably, without a doubt, is a yes for me  

[dovounq]

two actual puppies 🐶