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jieun | she/her

[pastelleia]

mark: i'm a simple guy. i like trying new things with you guys. just not paintball with johnny. he shot me in the dick last time and he'll do it again

[pastelleia]

haechan: punch me in the face

renjun: punch you in the face?

haechan: yes. punch me in the face. did you not hear me?

renjun: i always hear "punch me in the face" when you're speaking but it's usually subtext

[pastelleia]

*wayv throwing around a ball*

ten: bonus points if you hit yangyang in the face

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chenle: hey mark, wanna play an extreme sport?

mark: i already am

chenle: oh really? what is it?

mark: living

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happy birthday hendery ♡

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good evening i have scrolled through ur blog and i'm so sorry for the spam of likes HSJDDJ i have never laughed this hard - thank u for this blog ur doing gods work

ahjjdjd thank you!! im just doing whatever i can on this blog jsjfjkd

[pastelleia]

*playing minecraft*

haechan: mark where the fuck are you

mark, stuck in a two block deep hole in a cave, sobbing: i don't fucking know

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kun: wanna see me do a magic trick?

yangyang: no

kun, holding a deck of cards: pick a card, any card

yangyang: *takes kun's credit card*

kun: that's not how it works-

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*arguing*

mark: pfft, ok shithead

johnny: pretty strong words for a guy who called his mom crying when he stepped on a lizard

mark: wh-

johnny: yeah i've seen that shit. watch what you say

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thank you woojin for being our sweetest, cutest, handsomest, loveliest, and most amazing teddy bear for 2 years. all stays love you so much and will continue to love you for the years coming. we will miss you so much!!!! please take care of yourself and stay safe.

♥🐻♥

[pastelleia]

nvm you can go fuck off 🥰😍❤😃 hope to never see you in hell

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jisung, a gen z kid, in a casual conversation: yeah i saw mark performing today. he's such a king. stan mark lee for clear skin. yeah ❤

ten, a frustrated millennial who is coping with the fact that his sense of nihilism has been matched: what does that mean?

kun, trying to connect with the youth: it means mark has big dick energy

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HI JUST WANTED TO SAY THANK YOU FOR 4,000 FOLLOWERS 💖💖

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*on the teacup ride at disney*

doyoung and jaehyun: *spinning calmly while talking*

johnny and mark: *flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming*

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chenle: at my funeral there'll be a kahoot game with 1,000 questions about my life and whoever wins gets my entire will

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renjun: do you ever just want to place your hands on someone's face, look into their eyes and then violently jerk their head until their neck snaps?

jeno: that took an unexpected turn

haechan: so did their head

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johnny: they were being mean :(

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[pastelleia]

mark: JOHNNY'S LOSING A LOT OF BLOOD WHAT'S YOUR BLOOD TYPE

johnny: b postitive

mark, stressed: I'M TRYING