making out with the girl a decade older than you and making her call you mom is always the right thing to do. and make sure she knows you're the one in charge at all times ok?
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making out with the girl a decade older than you and making her call you mom is always the right thing to do. and make sure she knows you're the one in charge at all times ok?
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hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul
I need to be psychologically eviscerated
I had a dream Patton Oswalt was doing a college lecture series called knowledge dumps where he would zoom on the toilet and use metaphors such as "the rotten pipe of capital" and then loudly take a rancid shit on camera
Everyone thought it was horrifying but couldn't argue that the knowledge stuck. They said it would be huge they said he would make millions
silly in the pussy call it a peanditz
this job market is a fucking nightmare
what if instead of shitposting it was pit shosting and the pits were on a girl and we shosted
It's strange how witchcraft is scrutinized for being irrational. Have you ever had a dream. Was it rational.
what the egg sees in the fallopian tube
I really wish more people would investigate their relationship to cultural christianity as a moral framework and psychological perspective. otherwise you're just the unconscious sterile edge of theocratic violence. psych wards, for example.