I made my own jabber fanfic ._. It might be bad I might delete this but tell me if like it basically what it be like dating him
"๐๐ถ ๐ด๐ถ๐ฝ๐ฌ ๐ฐ๐ป ๐ฐ ๐ฎ๐ถ๐ป ๐ท๐ณ๐จ๐ช๐ฌ๐บ ๐ป๐ถ BE"
เผโเผ.ยฐโ He moves left ~
เผโเผ.ยฐโ You move left
Right.. เผโเผ.ยฐโ
เผโเผ.ยฐโย Leftย ย ย
(The hell going on some weird twister game?)
"Ight you're annoying.."
Moves again you move
"NO WAY.." Jabber yells gritting his teeth before he keeps trying to get out your way
"Aye, right what you want." He seemed annoyed at you or in a rush or something, but you kept getting in his way.
He then stops trying to dodge an amusement coming onto his face, a big grin appearing like excitement. "You're really quick." he says with curiosity, a grin coming on his face a real big one, "Hey, hey, HEY!!!ย people usually can't keep up with me" He gets closer to you making you step back, "DO IT AGAIN!!!!"
He encourages,
"C'mon let me see that strength.. "
You, "No"
Jabber, "FIGHT ME"
"NO"
"Fight me"
"No"
"Fight me"
"No"
"Fight me"
"No"
"WHY NOT!!!" He exclaimed, "MAN.. I was getting all interested now I'm BORED" His eyes widened, "You don't just get in my way AND NOT EXPECT A FIGHT that's just how it WORKS"
He then switch like a light switch letting out a low deep breath, "Nahhh..." He steps his shoulders forward leaning against you, "NahhโNah you just don't get to dip on me like that"
You:thinking (Just wanted to mess with the poor guy what the hellย
now look fuck around and find out he wants to beat ur ass)
So
~WACK๐ฅย
"Did-You just.." He's cut off by theย
slap his head turning to the side a red mark appearingย
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You slap him again and again his head turned to his side untilโ he catches your wrist before leaning in closer, studying your face. "C'monnn at least look at me when you do it."
You:thinking (ohh BROTHER THIS GUY STINKS!!)
"HEY- WAIT YO!! get back here.." his expression chaotic that grin never leaving his Face he began bolting after you,"Where's all that CONFIDENCE NOW!?" He doesn't look angry but like he's enjoying this chase, "Got yooouu" he says singsong he pants heavy breathless, "Damn you kinda fast.. " He then sighed grinning like a madman, "Caught you now what?"
You confessed why you even did that in the first place and he just laughs,
"You always this bored?" He smirked, "Yeah I like you" He doesn't let go of you just yet a little troll that caught his attention,
You: "Look what's over there"
He turns his head over to see what your yelling about
"เผ โโ"
Jabber is silent looking back, (Thinking:Wait what) he blinks slowly and turns his head towards you where you left him in the dust
, "HEY COME BACK"
The rest is pretty much history.
Now
"This place stinks worse than usual" He says looking ahead
You and Jabber were sitting on some junk just chatting,
You: "I can't smell the difference between you and the scrap."
Jabber lifts an eyebrow. He was silent for a moment, tossing a piece of scrap, "Harsh, you always this sweet?"
He throws more scraps, they do not land anywhere and, much faster when you try to speak, he tosses one in the air the minute you try to talk.
What starts getting annoying
"Yeah, yeah, I swear you make everything feel like a problemโ"
He gets BONKED on the head by you
He sheepishly rubbed the back of his neck, "Okay, yeah, I deserved that one, TCH... damn baby, you're a real sassy one." He whined, rubbing his head looking up at his hand, "Mann. Was starting to worry you'd go soft on me."
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"What? Cuddling with me man, that sounds borin."
You look annoyed preparing to honestly leave he looks after you, "I didn't say no"
"You comfortable because I can't feel my arm"
.....
"This isย so unbelievably boringgg" He whine but not Leaving from cuddling with you
He then lifted his rings towards your face wiggling his fingers with a grin making you fall back onto the ground
Squealing, "JABBER"ย
His grin gets wider,ย
"What? I'm not doing anything"
He teases you, "I'm aiming my hand at you!!!"
BONK, "AW SHIT- THAT ACTUALLY HURT.." He now had a swollen red bump peaking out ofย
his head from the hittingย
You, "Don't do that again.." Jabber snickers before he ridiculed, "Can't promise that.." You raise your fist again,
ย ย ย ย ย ย ย "WAIT"
You and jabber were walking together before, swoop the thing he was eating gets taken by a black crow, "This is exactly the shit I be talking about I WAS EATING THAT" he points after the crow, "That bird has been followin me for a week now I drop, GONE. yesterday I was mindin my own business and look GONE you can't tell me it's a coincidence man at some point you gotta admit seein some pattern"
He dramatically points at the bird, "LOOK HES acting all innocent that's how they get you"
(What is he talking about"
"That's him" He exclaimedย his eyes narrowing trying to get you to look, "That bird?" You say confused it was just a bird picking at some trash,"THAT Bird" He responded quickly to you, "I mean all birds look the same don't they?" he questioned but sounded confident,ย
"No actually they don'-"
"Yes, they do" He cuts you off
"No they don'-"
He cuts you off again before moving his finger pointed at you with wide eyes to the bird,"Look, Look" you look again at the bird,"Look harder,"ย
"what am I supposed to be seeing?"ย
"See there's something different about him.." He trails off, "His attitude"ย
...
You sigh before looking at him, "You can't be serious" before jabber scuffed raising his arms, "All I'm hearing your on the birds side"
He kept going before,"Okay let's just go get food" You offered he seemed very pressed about the fact that his food was taken, so why not get something to eat ? Jabber thought about it his hand on his chin looking way before staring at you, "Do you have money to pay.." You ask him he looks into the distance before back at you, "Probably.." He says and immediately start checking his pockets you facepalm, "Relaxxx I'm conducting an investigation"ย
You guys arrived, and you paid. He began ordering,
"Can I get.... The biggest thing you've got here extra everything."
The server looks at himย for a moment before speaking, "Anything else?"
"Yeah, another one of the biggest things you got here."
He looks over at you, "Relax baby. Remember a bird stole my food?"
He waved his hand dismissively, "If you do the math you still have enough to get somethin" whats a small fry, "You're spendingย all my money," He puts his hands behind his head, "I'm encouraging, healthy, eating habits"
Later the food comes he rubs his hands together and began digging in not slowing down, "Slow down nobody's taking it.." you encourage but he stuffed his mouth, "That's what I thought last time" he talks with his mouth full.
You sigh deeply, "You're a bum" Jabber looks up from his food at you, "WHAT? a bum" he spoke loudly and some people began looking over before you talk a little lower, "I don't have anything" you sound more annoyed
"What? you didn't order anything"
"Because I had to pay for your MOUNTAIN of a meal"
"That's kind of stupid" He puts two and two togetherย
"You should've told me that" He slides a plate towards you "Here, eat"
You teases, " Awww, you actually care about me"
He nearly choked on his drink before pointing to the plate he gave you, "Nah what? I care about not listening to you complain that you're hungry."
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The day ends off quietly Jabber and you lay together You're sleeping peacefully until the blanket gets yanked off of you you look over and Jabber is rolling off to the side "ZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZ" He rolls over and takes up more room of the bed his arms out like a starfish leaving no room for youย
"MY BREAD- EH"
He falls back down slapping you in the face enough is enough you thought before shaking him awake he did not respond before jolting awake, "Whaa I slapped you!? Why were you near my arm.." He blinks at you,ย "You were asleep I mean so was I.."
He stares at you before looking up in the air, "Did I win..." he asked stepping closer his voice dropping of sleep, "Did I win the fight?" He rubs his eyes; He then takes a breath, "My bad baby..."
"Was that an apology ?"
He flipped down back on the bed moving over to the side closing his eyes, "Don't get use to it..."
"ZZZZZ
ZZZ
Z
Z
Z"
ย By morning you hadn't got any sleep and sat at the edge of the bed with eye bags, " tonight you sleep on the couch or the floor pick one"
Jabber steps back in shock, " it couldn't have been that bad"
You just stare at him, "It was that bad?" He says a little quieter. SUPPORT MY WATTPAD FOR MORE PARTS TO READ
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