See Ya Space Cowboy

Chillin n Killin ^(U● ཅ ●)^

[fuckyoubaker]

[april]

im a simple woman i laugh at my own posts and i torture my digestive system with my tendency to obey every single one of my cravings without question

[parakeet]

partridges are also great birds they are very plump and huggable 

fucking superb you funky little birdie

[doodlemeimpressed]

oh my god. is that why you can only fit one in a pear tree? ‘cause they’re humungous??

[smolveganbaby]

[senoritaimperfecta]

YA WANNA ARUGE OR YOU WANNA GET ON THE BOAT

[tyhplosion]

I’m thinkin about Him

[bitchassgone-deactivated2021011]

do people on tumblr like. realize that friendships arent therapy

[bitchassgone-deactivated2021011]

this is how yall end up going around calling every ex-friend your abuser. its nice for your friends to be able to drop everything for you when youre having a bad time, but its literally NOT mandatory. your friends should not have to ignore their own problems to fix yours. get some therapy.

[bitchassgone-deactivated2021011]

as a friend, you are allowed to say “i would really love to help you right now, but i cant push back my own issues to help you. im going through my own problems right now, and thats what i need to focus on”. it is NOT selfish. you arent going to be of any help to the people you care about if youre in bad shape and not taking care of yourself. its only going to make you worse for wear.

[assyrianjalebi]

[clavicula-diaboli-prolis]

Forgot the best part:

[pet-burial]

[illustration-cf]

[durbikins]

Animal Crossing villagers will say shit like “Hey, how much water do you think is underneath your fridge from all the ice cubes kicked under? My guess is AT LEAST half a 7-11 Big Gulp! Hey! Call me over on a hot day and I could get a straw and sip it up!”

[durbikins]

and then they’ll say this three more times throughout the day.

[loversdreamersandyou]

[artsy-blog-aesthetic]

[sportsnight-deactivated20201211]

this is what having adhd is like

[toopunktofuck]

isnt this the dude who pronounces water as “wourder”

[stimman4000]

.

[rabbitindisguise]

"it's that fuckin chocolate guy again!!" I say, already knowing I'm gonna reblog

[westafricanbaby]

My Godddd

[corona-the-nightcutter]

W I T C H C R A F T

[wildflowers]

[niuniente]

[rat-facts]

listen this isn’t rat related but I’m going off the walls right now this is literally so fucking funny