i'm Not Hot i'm Lukewarm

[dogehemmingss]

me: I LOVE READING

me: BOOKS ARE MY LIFE

me: !!!!!!!!!

me: [hasn't opened a book in weeks]

[softestbuckley]

smooth stilinski pickup lines: part 134/?

[poeticmuke]

i live for moments like this

[nudelrh-blog]

same Michael same

[beyond-the-stars]

[stockingslouis-deactivated20170]

A.M = After Malik

you heard it here first

[spacecookie030]

Pepe

[5updatesos-blog]

Luke for Notion Magazine

[loveoftiredswans]

ineffable-muke :

So far up michael’s ass I even pay rent.

[dogehemmingss]

the signs on tumblr

Aries: rants a lot

Taurus: stays in their lane

Gemini: hilarious and unappreciated

Cancer: alternates between reblogging happy and sad posts

Leo: most likely to achieve tumblr fame

Virgo: doesn't even have a blog

Libra: acts chill but secretly isn't

Scorpio: adds a comment to everything

Sagittarius: writes 10 page essays in the tags

Capricorn: is almost never online

Aquarius: calls people out on their bullshit

Pisces: weird but cute person that everyone loves

[honeybonz]

[kittenmichael]

never forget

[blueboxproblems]

[mc-kennaashton]

[nowyoukno]

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

[jammerlee]

Emergent behavior at its finest! XD

[joetheyarharpirate-deactivated2]

“And now we would like to demonstrate Watson, the latest in artificial intelligence. How are you, Watson?”

“Fuck off, dickass.”

[pinkmet-al]

So what? Let the machine swear. If you want it to be as intelligent as possible, it should know as much as it can. Fuck’s sake, even AI is sheltered.

[massivelimestonecube]

*pounding on table* LET THE ROBOT SWEAR! LET THE ROBOT SWEAR!

[jami-c]

Watson started saying “bullshit” instead of “false”

…which is one of my favorite things that has ever happened.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Alcohol is like a push up bra for your personality

[farewell]