doge_js

much bloge // wow js // ask a doge

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hey doge_js, where is your twitter? much sad many disappear :<

sry

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Are you hiring?

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What's up with CoffeeScript?

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Promises or callbacks?

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Star Trek or Star Wars?

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how is dogge formed?

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What's your favorite database?

ok anon

                         such data

           very scaling                               query syntax

    wow mongos                  json api

                 shard                          nosqls

          many firebase

                                     global lock lol

     web scale                                        so restful couch

                        SUCH MOGNODB

                                                if (window.localStorages)

               nice spatial indexing

                                         wow

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/** What is the result of **/ while (1==1) {alert("Doge") ;} /**? **/

hi kh01

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ok

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ok

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OK

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OKAI

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                                           [Doge]

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what template engine do you use?

mr kin

                           such dome

          very html                                         so binding

                  wow declaratives

                                                        _.template() much jsts

   nice bar handles          type="text/ng-template"

               ugh dependencies

                                                  wow re rendering

      ew dome manipulates

                             wat jsx

                                                    nice modelviewviewmodels

                                     so much choose

                  wow

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[dogejs]

Doge J. S., such ban, twitter? y

hi

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What's your favorite JavaScript book?

http://www.amazon.com/Smart-Dog-Vivian-Vande-Velde/dp/015206172X

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what do you do when your program segfaults?

a nony muse

                    oh no                                    very crash

                                              so panic

         invalid memoris

                           such exit codes as

                                                                   what stack trace

       dangers zone

                                      many upstart

                 bug must upstream                                              updates link in

                                       child process

   wow

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[dogejs]

Dear doge, what's the meaning of life?

mr ano

                                                                              java scripts

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how is $scope formed? how digest loop get fired?

wow anony

                           such angelar

     nice binding                                           apply this

            great extense method

                    much dome               how declare

                                                    many automagical

              wow real times                                       events!

                                so observe

     which scope                                       very template

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Is dogejs kompeil?

helo mr ymous

                   so interpret

                                               nice runtime

    very v8                  just in time jits

                                                            js on fly compiles

              very dynamics                                            native codes

                                 much optimziers

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