The Birdcage (1996) dir. Mike Nichols
trying on a metaphor
i don't do bad sauce passes
we're not kids anymore.
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
Claire Keane
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@doggedlyjo
The Birdcage (1996) dir. Mike Nichols
How do you say Ko-Fi
coffee (correct but also stupid)
like Wi-Fi but with Ko (wrong but also how it's written
a secret third way
Koh-fee. It can't be pronounced the same as coffee because there's only one F and in the absence of a double consonant the o sounds like Oh LANGUAGE HAS RULES OKAY.
“The Imperial need for control is so desperate because it is so unnatural. Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear. Remember that.
And know this, the day will come when all these skirmishes and battles, these moments of defiance will have flooded the banks of the Empire’s authority and then there will be one too many. One single thing will break the siege. Remember this. Try.”
ANDOR - Season One (2022)
"We can't risk it. You're the messenger."
GAEL GARCÍA BERNAL AND DIEGO LUNA present at the 76th Primetime Emmy Awards — September 15, 2024
An Easter cartoon for the Guardian
Ghada Karmi and Ellen Siegel, in 1973, 1992, and 2011. Photos by Francis Khoo (top, middle) and Jean-Pascal Deillon (bottom).
when someone says "why would you want a physical copy of that? you can just stream it" i physically recoil. a feeling of dread comes over me like an evil spirit just passed through my body
i hate you ai art i hate you "unalive" i hate you youtube premium i hate you twitter 8$ checkmark i hate you nfts i hate you therapy app advertisements i hate you non-chronological timelines i hate you instagram reels i hate you subtle tiktok filters that cant be turned off i hate you family bloggers i hate you ads on true crime episodes i hate you facebook i hate you vr glasses on chickens i hate you dystopian social media
I’d like to add i hate you “content” I hate you influencer I hate you parasocial I hate you algorithm I hate you platform I hate you monetization
*screams incoherently*
how good at video games in general do you consider yourself to be
fucking awful. i am playing on easy and not ashamed
i mean definitely not good
like. worse than average but i try my best and do ok
perfectly average idk
a little bit better than average, some might say
im objectively good. not the best but certainly better than average
p good
im preeeetty good borderline goated at video james
fucking goated, next
im actually the best and its not even close. like. i stay winningggg
i do not play video games. fucking nerds.
i only watch people play games, im like. a semi-gamer.
Chocolate guy has learned how to make corrugated cardboard. he is a powerful eldritch being who cannot be contained. The only reason we seem to be alive is because his interests are exclusively in the making of delicious lifelike desserts.
PACKING TAPE?? fucking PACKING TAPE??
Wow, I haven't seen Chocolate Guy in weeks.
Has he got a show on Food Network yet?
I can remember if I’ve posted this edit on here before, but here it is again anyway. For the purposes of propaganda for Buster’s entry in @hotvintagepoll
Buster Smiles and Laughs in the Roscoe Arbuckle films
Music: When You’re Smiling by The Benny Goodman Trio
Buster Keaton in The Cook (1918)
Stars and dots. Our Earth and Its Story - Volume VI. 1932.
Little fucking guy alert!!
I love him, your honor.
[ID: a tiny blue and white porcelain triceratops with gold horns]
every now and then I get amazed by how much I love music like wow. I love music so much. music is so cool, I'm so glad music exists. music is the best thing this world has to offer and we can listen to it all the time, it's mindblowing