was going to make a "they should invent holes in bodies that do not produce goop and smell" style post (the hole is angry at me) but any such sentences immediately raise the specter of the three best anon asks I've ever gotten. sadly they are hard to dig up again and I'm too tired meaning this post is simply declaring itself to be an extremely obscure reference and barely referencing anything at all
Your ears can't smell. That's not their job! You have nostrils for that.
Non-goop holes have to be handmade, alas.
ears I am so sorry for excluding you, can you ever forgive me?
and, tragically, the goopy hole in question was handmade :'(

















