Officially Ambrose's bish

Hi I'm Daniel Dalgliesh and I like ships and want to be King. I belong to @rikkardambrose. Am bi even though its not mentioned in the books you 100% know I am

[dogleashed]

Back to being a clown for the Dickydongle ship:

He’s that Dick (yeah)

Been that Dick, still that Dick (ah)

Will forever be that Dick (forever be that Dick)

Yeah (ayy, ha)

.

He’s as old as Mona Lisa, behead a man make him pieces

Had to kill some dudes who pissed him off then ate pizza (yeah)

He like me not exclusive, I don’t shop I’m locked in a house

Keeps me here in a cute af blouse

Bad Dick, still talking cash shit

Keeps me ready light a candle keep it steady

I will never cheat that would be defeat

Dick, he’s my trash, I’m the maid, yeh he bagged me, ah

.

I'm a savage (yeah)

Classy, bougie, ratchet (yeah)

Sassy, moody, nasty (hey, hey, yeah)

Acting stupid, what's happening? Dick (whoa, whoa)

What's happening? Dick (whoa, whoa)

I'm a savage, yeah

Classy, bougie, ratchet, yeah

Sassy, moody, nasty, huh

Acting stupid, what's happening? Dick

What's happening? (Ayy, ah)

[dickstailcoat]

I have thought about this a lot since the announcement and sneak of Rob’s authors note, and after seeing comments on Radish, I want to write a bit more about it.

For those of you that haven’t read it, in New Storm Rising, Rob uses the ‘n’ word as a slur. In his author’s note, he claims it is for ‘historical accuracy’, and dissolves the need for ‘political correctness’. 

At first I thought I needed to be careful about approaching this and maybe even ‘avoid’ the subject. I’m white, I’m privileged, do I even have a say? And I think if I don’t say it, then all the other idiots on Radish who use their white privilege to justify his actions gives him and them more power. And…no, I don’t sit well with that at all 

Here’s the thing guys, that ‘historical accuracy’ argument only flies when the entire series is 100% accurate. And I mean one hundred fucking percent. But this series? It is is filled with inaccuracies. If we are going to claim historical accuracy, we need to have more strict societal boundaries for women, we need to have religious MCs, we need chaperones, proper attire, proper language. Characters such as Patsy would have been severely mistreated, let alone Lilly! Karim wouldn’t be some comical ‘side character’, and Rikkard would be bound to his duties as a Marquess whether he liked it or not, family and love be damned.

This is a story written in 2020, where it has been made very clear that in historical writings, there is no need to use such slurs to get the point across - especially if you are white. There is literally no right, at all, for us to ever use it, from singing (use brother/dude/man instead ffs) to fictional writing. You can simply ‘omit’ it. It’s not hard, it doesn’t change the story or the inaccuracy, and I dare say doing otherwise exploits POC through white privilege, which, in case you didn’t get the memo, is NEVER okay. We have no right guys, sorry to break this very obvious fact to you, but that’s just it, we have tainted quite explicitly with blood and violence, the ‘n’ word, and it will never be up to us or some white dude author to use it. 

As for choosing historical accuracy over political correctness, be mindful of current times, be mindful of the fact that this is still a very real and modern problem every single day for millions of people. By dismissing political correctness, who are we helping? We have a responsibility now to recognise that we have no stand or authority in determining representation of POC.

[dogleashed]

Casually adding as the Dogleash fan page, there has been next to no mention of what the British East India company did, and what Rikkards company would have done too in such a time.

[dogleashed]

ehem 

@rikkardambrose Dis 1 4 u 

Freak like me~~

You want a good boi that does mad things to you~

You never been with no one as shady as me~

Spice up your life, come get a freak

Freak like me~~

Tied Dick down to my mattress

Tease him just enough to hate me hate me~

Tied it tight enough, he can’t break free break free~

Keep him waiting ‘til he try try~

This can go one of two ways

Even if we flip a coin, you’ll always be my slave ooh~ooh~ooh

Call me “daddy” give you a nickname ah~

I ain’t afraid if you call me a pain no I ain’t afraid I like pain~

Yo yo yo yo ah~

He wanted Lilly he wanna be selfish

He wanted three rounds, Karim b had to come help him

Look I know his position

Try to squeeze in Carter’s D too though

Beat on it, beat, beat on it, mercy like a black belt give

I’m daddy dongle the grand master, say daddy you want it faster

That bish you fuckin’ wit I know with Adaira she gon’ practice

So bring her along after I’ll teach her how to smash ya

When you make a lil mess on it I’ll tell you to clean ur act up

Freak like me~~

You want a good boi that does mad things to you~

You never been with no one as shady as me~

Spice up your life, come get a freak

[rikkardambrose]

What are you doing after work?

—Lilly

Daniel. 

[dogleashed]

Oh hello

[dickstailcoat]

@rikkardambrose​ asking @dogleashed​ to bone him. 

[dogleashed]

And I said no.

[dickstailcoat]

[the-stormandsilence]

Active Storm and Silence Fan Accounts~

Tumblr and Instagram:

@the-stormandsilence and the_stormandsilence

@storms-ships-and-ifrits and storms-ships-and-ifrits

@lambroseforlife and lambroseforlife

@incorrectstormandsilencequotes and incorrect_sns

@smeekaquaaking and Smeekaquaaking

@dickstailcoat and Dickstailcoat

@stormiesandsilences and storm_and_silenceofficial

@dogleashed and on_behalf_of_lord_dalgliesh

@damselunderstresss and Damselunderstresss

Instagrams only:

shittingonsilence

Lillian_the_ifrit

lillian_sahiba

stormandsilenceseries

Lady_adaria

_storm_and_silence_

Tumblrs:

@rikkardambrose

@fiery-ifrit

@emobrose

@stormandsalt2

@lillylintonambrose

@ambrosefu-ker

@rachelinton

@lillylintonthiccerthanasnicker

For some reason I can’t tag this account?

@captaincartersepicwaistcoat

Honourary tumblr mentions

@theupcomingstorm19

@greeneyesivashkov

TIKTOKS:

@rachelinton is lillianlintonambrose

SUBREDDITS:

r/StormandSilence

[dogleashed]

It’s getting there mah d00ds. 

[dogleashed]

Put your hotdog in my bun

Oh love.

I prefer it the other way around.

[dogleashed]

My tea doesn't make itself.

Foff and die, Sir.

With respect, Daniel.

[dickstailcoat]

Ambrose is a walking clown.

Here's why.

If he is early to mid twenties, it means he received me around mid teens. Human males grow quite rapidly, and at his final height of 6'6 I likely don't fit him.

His package is probably being crushed, his body bursting at the seams to escape, and his shins and forearms on display.

Thats why he could walk in the Amazon without concern.

[dogleashed]

Need me to buy you a new tailcoat @rikkardambrose?

[emmaa-paints]

How about he just takes off and gets rid of all his clothes? He’ll never spend a single penny on repairs or washing again.

—Lilly

[dogleashed]

I think everyone would appreciate that

👀

[dogleashed]

You’ve heard of wap but ahve u heard of wape?

WET

ASS

PUSSY

EGG

Only my wife is allowed to say that to me.

@floralpinktaylor

[rikkardambrose]

Courtesy of @dickstailcoat

[dogleashed]

[dogleashed]

I said I would blackmail you with something

It’s a good thing I’m completely shameless. I’m a ruined man, what worse could anyone do? 

[dogleashed]

This u?

Ejwjejwn4fidnvv I told you to stop sharing my private pictures!

[dickstailcoat]

Ambrose is a walking clown.

Here's why.

If he is early to mid twenties, it means he received me around mid teens. Human males grow quite rapidly, and at his final height of 6'6 I likely don't fit him.

His package is probably being crushed, his body bursting at the seams to escape, and his shins and forearms on display.

Thats why he could walk in the Amazon without concern.

[dogleashed]

Need me to buy you a new tailcoat @rikkardambrose?

[incorrectstormandsilencequotes]

“A lot of people want to kill me, I take great pride in that.”

—Rikkard Ambrose