thousands of goats

here we are

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

FUCK silverfish

[daystxlker]

if those are the little bug things that look like centipedes yeah fuck em omfg

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

I HATE THEM SO MUCH

[daystxlker]

OH IN MINECRAFT I THOUGHT YOU MEANT. REAL ONES SLDKJFLSKDJLFSDF

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

wait

WHAT DO YOU MEAN REAL ONES

[booty-clappin-deactivated201807]

where do you think the name came from

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

i don’t know, tumblr user plump9000. i sort of thought they weren’t real, like endermen. or creepers.

[timurmurtazin]

>implying endermen aren’t real

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

really not liking what you’re implying buddy

[amosseleznev92]

The fresh adult dating site that makes it easy to find casual sex near you. Join free to someone new instantly, and hook up tonight

[pochowek]

[memewhore]

[sapphicisms]

if you’re butch in public you’re showing kids what kind of woman they can be. you’re a marvel and an open door. you are something they might have thought was impossible. you are the proof little butch girls need that they can exist grown up and happy and handsome without changing a single thing

[long-ago-1234567890]

[long-ago-1234567890]

[shiftythrifting]

You’re not having a stroke, it’s the Shifty Thrifting store, and everything’s on sale!

[softheartedsuggestion]

you’re not selfish for wanting to be treated well

[gangsters-wife]

i need something romantic to happen to me like right now

[pauliemartins]

gosh i love fan fic authors

[omegaboner]

a girl in one of my classes sent out an email saying “you’ll be having a furry classmate this semester” and my heart stopped but she was talking about her service dog

[writhe]

“you all are great people, and what you’re doing is art, but it’s also a crime punishable by 28 days in prison” is a real sentence that got said to me tonight by a security officer i think i’m living my best life

[writhe]

this is what was happening if anyone was wondering 

[homophobic-sasuke-deactivated20]

john mulaney was in the fuckign “like a boss” music video this knowledge is rocking me 2 my very core

[whit3noize]

send me one of these and i’ll write a letter to whoever it is -

Dear person I hate,

Dear person I like,

Dear ex boyfriend,

Dear ex girlfriend,

Dear ex bestfriend,

Dear best friend,

Dear mom,

Dear dad,

Dear future me,

Dear past me,

Dear person I’m jealous of,

Dear girlfriend,

Dear boyfriend,

[writing-prompt-s]

You live in a universe where the better you get to know someone the less blurry their face becomes. Your bestfriend’s face has been clear since you started elementary school but during your seventh grade year, you realize that it’s getting more blurry

[drearyhours]

[morganalefays]

no offense but im going to get better and im taking all of you up with me

[catchymemes]

Harder Better Faster Stronger by Korean elementary kids

[obvioususername]

I’m drunk and this fucked me up

[ferociouslys]

i love those posts that are like “[pic of an apple] [pic of a male character] [pic of jeans] boots with the fur” so here’s my own stab at something similar