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Bedtime || Sirius&Kendall

[ Kendall yawned slightly as she wiggled against the sheets of his bed, they smelt nice. Like boy sweat and she could help but snuggle her head into the pillow as she made herself comfortable. ] I was practising and what I discovered by using Remus was that I am not very good and he will never get laid without being forced into it. Literally shirtless and he has no - [ Ken yawned again, stretching her legs out as she did, soft warm skin brushing against his own and resting there, one thigh running over his own, eyes dropping even. The bed was just so small, the movement of the stretch caused her to curl over so her own body ran against the side of his own. ] - game. The appeal his his scuffy facial hair, body that looks like he’s been working as a lumber jack and no shame in his love for chocolate. [ Ken pouted again, hand running over her cheek as she felt how hot it was, stretching her arm out of the blankets so she cold lay it along her side. ] Noooooooo, you’re meant to be the nice one, Sirius. Don’t be mean to girls, how do you even get laid if you’re mean to them? All girls want a boy’s jacket. [ Ken laughed as he patted her head doing the same to him. ] Sid, I’m not a baby.

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[ Sirius was grudgingly fond of her, then, with her little yawns and blonde hair all splayed out on the sheets. He didn't know where this rush of affection came from, but he smiled at her sleepily anyway. ] Remus is clueless. Very clueless and boring and snore-y. But he does look really good with his shirt off. Really bloody good. Almost as good as me. [ He registered vaguely that he was beginning to sound a little delirious, but, hell, he was too content to do anything about it. He'd always liked the feeling of someone else's skin against his own, especially in the hazy fragility of night and the truth of the dark, so he didn't object when her thigh pressed into his. ] Nah, Pete's the nice one, Nance. I'm the sexy one. That's why girls sleep with me. I'm really sexy. But does it have to be my favourite leather jacket, really? Granted, it'd probably suit you. But probably not as much as it does me. [ He grinned at her, eyes closing. ] You sure are. You're a sixth-year, you're practically an infant.

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thewitchkenny

Bedtime || Sirius&Kendall

thewitchkenny

[ Kendall threw his hand back at him as he continued to insult her. ] You’re a cock. [ The words came out with a childlike innocence and heavy glare, eyebrows brought together in a deep and heavy frown. His cousin was nicer to her than he was being right now, someone who hated mudbloods was nicer than someone who had told her to be in his bed. It wasn’t like she was demanding he be fully awake, just that he move over. And when he told her to leave she pouted, letting herself fall down so she was sitting on her bag, eyes just high enough that she was able to look over the edge of his bed. Being in the drunken state she was being told to go away didn’t exactly do well for the already over emotional girl, lonely constantly being told to go away was like an on switch for tears that started to well in her eyes. ] No, I don’t have hypo - [ Kendall sniffed, crawling back up from the ground to get into the better. ] - thetical discussions with Gryffindors since Remus didn’t get any of my innuendo. [ Ken’s long legs slipped beneath the blankets, sliding down along side his own, the girl curling onto her side so she was looking at him with her big wet pale eyes. ] Besides I wanted to steal your jacket and if I’m mostly naked and your friends are staring it’s harder for you to say no in the morning without seeming like a dick.

dogstar-sirius

You would not be the first to say so. [ He was being idiotic, he knew. It would have been easier not to argue in the first place, but, well. In for a Knut, in for a Galleon. He blinked lethargically, and when his eyes opened again just half of her face was visible, glaring at him with big sad eyes and a furrowed brow. He panicked a little--insulting drunk people never ended well, he knew that all too well. But, then, she had interrupted his beauty sleep, and if she thought she was going to be let off the hook she had another thing coming. ] You flirted with Remus? Christ, he gets all the action these days. I don't even see the appeal. He's a git. A big git who snores. [ He rubbed his eyes a little and felt the bed dip as she slid in beside him, curling into herself and, to Sirius' chagrin, staring up at him and making him feel like he'd done something to deserve this. ] My jacket? Ah, no, Nancy, it's so precious to me. Trust me, my friends have seen me been a pretty big dick in all our time together, and refusing to let an adorable, hungover sixth-year have my jacket would be unlikely to surpass some of my more regrettable actions. [ He patted her head, because it seemed like the thing to do. ] We'll see, yeah?

#c #c:kendall

thewitchkenny

Bedtime || Sirius&Kendall

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[ Kendall glared as he swore at her, waiting patiently for him to move over a little. ] I’m not getting anymore naked! [ The words came out as a shout as if she had forgotten that she was meant to be sneaking in right now, to be polite and not wake anyone up. Well anyone other than him. ] I had to take off the dress, it’s really hot. [ It actually wasn’t but with all the alcohol in Ken’s system she had definitely started to heat up, hear body even having a few doplets of sweat on it since she’d been by the fire in the common room. ] Feel my have, I’m so hot. [ Without his perission Ken grabbed his hand, grip stronger than most would have assumed but she’d had to lift a few girls in ballet, it required strength, and held it against her face waiting for him to respond. ] You said I could sleep here. I’m sleepy. Let me sleeeeeeeeeeep, Sid. [ Ken bounced as she extended the word sleep, smiling as she said his new nickname that he had no choice in. ]

dogstar-sirius

[ He winced at her raised voice; it seemed too loud in the quiet of the room. He made a face into his pillow. ] Oh, thank God for that. [ He squinted up at her reluctantly, watching with disdain as she threw her dress, careless, onto the floor. He liked his floor the way it was, thanks. He imagined himself getting out of bed and reprimanding her, arms akimbo and stern-face in place, but decided he lacked the energy and settled for scowling at her full-force instead. ] It's a lovely dress, yeah. You know where it would look better? Back on your body and out of my dormitory and my life. I hate you. I hate you so much. I hope you get spattergroit and are forced to listen to The Partridge Family for days. [ He whined in protest as she grabbed his hand; her cheek was feeling pretty hot, and it didn't look like she was going to let go anywhere in the near future. ] Yes, fine. You're so hot, Kendall. Go and be hot somewhere else. [ But he was already giving in to her; he was too tired to actually get up and forcibly remove her from the room, and she stunk so strongly of vodka that she'd probably fall down the stairs and hit her head and he'd go to Azkaban or something. So he shifted across the bed slightly, creating as much room as possible for her on the small bed. He rolled his eyes at the nickname. ] I was under the impression that was a hypothetical discussion, Nance. Go on, then. Get in. [ He fumbled behind him and pulled back the covers, absently patting the empty space beside him as his eyes fluttered shut again. ]

Bedtime || Sirius&Kendall

[ Kendall had finished the bottle of vodka and it now lay abandoned in the Gryffindor common room and while Dorcas had gone off to harass the girls in her own house Ken had merely stated she would be going to bed. Unfortunately, Dorcas did not pay attention to where exactly Ken started to head. The direction for the boys dorm was the same in the Gryffindor house as it was for Hufflepuff it is merely became a matter of discovering which room was for Sirius’ year level. The blonde peaked her head in the doors, calling out Sirius and to be told she had the wrong until finally one told her which door she should head through exactly. Apparently it wasn’t abnormal for girls to peep there heads in and out as none of them made a fuss, even as she drunkenly giggled, ankles twisting every so often as she stumbled in her heels. Finally she found the dorm, pushing the door open. Despite the darkness to the room Ken could see where she was going, eyes and pupils wide, taking in all the light. It was the leather jacket that tipped her off to which bed was his, stepping out of her heels and tip toeing over to the one that was his own. Still giggling. ] Sirius. Move over. [ Ken stood by his bed, dropping her handbag and shoes to the ground, barely registerging how loud she was being. ] I’m sleeping heeeeeeeere. [ The words came out as an irritated whine that he had yet to move for her despite the fact she clearly wasn’t read to get in as she undid the buttons of her dress so she could pull it over her head. ] Siiiiiiiiiiiid. [ She started to call him, leaning over the bed a little as she pulled the dress over her head, letting it fall to the ground. ]

dogstar-sirius

[ If you were to ask James, Remus or Peter what Sirius was like in the mornings, they'd tell you 'Something in between a stroppy Hungarian Horntail and McGonagall when you haven't done your homework' and honestly it's not much of an exaggeration. Suffice it to say that Sirius did not take kindly to being woken up, especially not in the pitch dark with the other boys snoring peacefully and long soft hair tickling his cheek. ] No. What the fuck. [ He kept his eyes shut tight, rolling onto his stomach and burying his face in his pillow. He listened through a sleepy haze to the giggles coming from above him and the tinkling voice that sounded like it was attempting to be quiet but had sort of forgotten what the word meant. It took him minutes to sort through his foggy mind and put a face to the voice, but he got there eventually. Grumbling, he put his hands over his ears. ] Kendall, Merlin's balls. What. What are you doing. [ His words came out toneless and slurred, muffled by the pillow--and since when was she calling him Sid? He turned his head slightly and opened one eye. ] Stop stripping, Nancy, oh my God. I know I'm irresistible, but can you come back when I'm awake?

#c #c:kendall #bedtime

thewitchkenny

What am I known for then? I know! Too hot. They really are, and way more gorgeous. But I mean, you look good in what you wear. Even if it’s not designer. Ewwwww, Sirius. [ Ken shoved him a little. ] More reasons I won’t get in your bed.

dogstar-sirius

Oh, I dunno--being adorable, I guess. I sweat like a bloody pig every year come June, I swear to Merlin. I'm no authority on Muggle fashion, certainly, but I concur all the same--even bell-bottoms are better than dress robes. Ah, well, I don't exactly have the money to buy all Saint Lauren, or whatever. I make do, though, I reckon. [He grins, cheeky, and rumples his hair a little.] We'll see, won't we?

#omg we totally should #c #c:kendall

thewitchkenny

I don’t know James too well so I think I’m fine for now. That’s kind of me? That’s even more embarrassing? Like I’m known for being no kiss Kendall. It’s the worst, why do we have giant robes, like they are so heavy. I just want to wear what I want constantly. Though if I wore leather, like you, I think people would laugh. Powder pink lace dress and a leather jacket? Not exactly right for a wizarding crowd, works perfectly well at a pub however. You should, James Dean is like…I would marry him. He’s just so hot I want to die.

dogstar-sirius

He's not worth the trouble, except for when he is. Nah, don't worry about it. You're not known for that. And they get so hot in the warmer months, too. I've always found Muggle clothes more practical, honestly. And less ridiculous-looking. Nothing wrong with a girl in leather, if you ask me. Well, then, I'm flattered. Thanks.

#c #c:kendall

thewitchkenny

Much worse, trust is everything. Oh my god, you’ve kissed more boys than I have. That is sad. I need to hide my face from you now because that is embarrassing. [ Ken covered her face for a few moments, peaking out between her fingers after a moment and smiling. ] Your ego is huge but warranted, I mean, if I wasn’t totally into someone else I would have got you drunk and taken pictures of you in just a leather jacket. Or you know, asked you out like a normal person. But that could just be me imagining you on a bike like a British James Dean.

dogstar-sirius

I agree with you on that. And I know for a fact that once you've lost James' trust it's hard to get it back. Oh, c'mon, there's nothing wrong with that. [He pokes at her arm teasingly as she hides her face.] You don't have to be embarrassed. That's kind of you, Kendall. I look really good in leather, if I do say so myself. Better than in the stupid school uniform, anyway--not that I can't completely rock the schoolboy look. James Dean? Should I be flattered?

#i feel like they've discussed james dean before but i will just pretend sirius doesn't know who he is #c #c:kendall

honest opinion: kendall, dorcas, evan, reg?

Kendall: she’s an absolute dear. A joy to talk to, and even though we share pretty different views when it comes to magic and the war she’s enough fun that I can put that aside, which is kind of a bit of a feat when it comes to me.

Dorcas: toughest bird you’ll ever lay eyes on. Also, the best drinking mate ever to grace this sordid earth. Brutally honest and refreshingly recalcitrant. In other words, everything that’s right in a person.

Evan: sort of a wanker. Seems to think he’s some sort of Casanova, not to mention the company he keeps. As a rule, I try to avoid his presence.

Regulus: I don’t even know, to be honest.

— S.O.B.

thewitchkenny

Long as she’s on me. [ Ken winked and laughed, still red. ] Nah, I am confident that both Marlene and I like boys. Despite her passion for dressing like one. I imagine fighting would ensue if you went after Lily though, you know, friends first so… Still don’t believe you’ve chased as many girls as you’ve claimed, who have you even slept with? Why thank you, I actually know I just like when people say it. Is that shallow?

dogstar-sirius

I'm pretty certain you're right on that front. Yeah, James'd have my bollocks on a stick, absolutely. But he'd probably also stop trusting me, and that's worse, isn't it? Well, I'm not going to name names, but I can tell you that there have been about sixteen separate people and that they're not all girls. It's not shallow; everyone likes being complimented. And, really, you're talking to me and I have been reliably informed that my ego is the size of Jupiter, so I don't think you've got much to worry about.

#c #c:kendall

honest opinion: rosmerta, marlene, peter, luc

Rosmerta: practically perfect in every way. I could go on for hours, but basically? She’s kind and tough and hilarious and a really good friend.

Marlene: I’d go to the ends of the Earth for her, wouldn’t I? Best friend anyone could ask for.

Peter: pretty fucking fantastic. He’s probably got the most sense out of the four of us, too.

Luc: I mean, I don’t know him, really. He actually seems like a decent bloke, sometimes, so I dunno.

-- S.O.B.

thewitchkenny

Marlene is gorg. If you’re not attracted to her I shall claim her as mine. I’m sorry, she is mine now. That’s good you see Lily that way though, if my friends liked a boy I would so not go there. What about me? Am I totally gorgeous? My whole life, if I don’t get killed by death eaters, cross your fingers for me?

dogstar-sirius

Go ahead, have her. Be warned, she jumps on you in the mornings to wake you up. Yeah, I s'pose. I mean Lily's fit, undeniably, but it's not like a can't keep it in my pants for any good-looking bird. And, yeah, James would be pretty wrecked if I tried anything with her. You know, Kendall, you actually are completely stunning. Oi, don't think like that, yeah? You'll be all right. Fingers and toes crossed.

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thewitchkenny

Well Luc and Taurus obviously as they are giant lizards. Then Peter, he’s a sweetie but sweethearts don’t make you want to jump on their motorcycle and get married in Vegas. Then probably James, like scruffy hair is cute but he’s just…not my type. Obviously anyone old like Moody despite how often he lurks around here. Felix too, his face is like that of a twelve year old, I wanna poke it and give him ice-cream but I don’t want to kiss it. Mostly I guess I like…darker boys. Not too much taller than me but enough so that I can wear heels, and you know not constantly telling me I’m stupid for not wanting to be a witch. So basically I’m really doomed ‘til I get out of here. How about you? Who is off your list?

dogstar-sirius

Giant lizards? I actually reckon that's sort of a brilliant description. Suffice it to say that I'm not exactly--picky. I don't really have a type, to be honest. Actually, y'know, Marlene's beautiful and everything but I am just not attracted to her even a tiny bit. So her, I suppose. Oh, and Lily's so off-limits that she's off the list to. But anyone else is fair game, I think. Oi, I'm sure there's someone here who'd treat you well. And, if not, then it's not the end of the world, y'know? You've got your whole life.

#flails #c #c:kendall

thewitchkenny

Hmm, I’ll wait for evidence.

I don’t need to know what’s in a boys trunk, nor he what’s in mine. I mean, I have a whole one just for shoes, I’m sure that is as traumatising to them as their messy one would be to me. It does, though I’d discount a few.

dogstar-sirius

There's plenty of it, don't worry.

Twenty trunks full of shoes couldn't traumatise me more than just one of James'--I swear there is something radioactive festering in there. Yeah? Who would you discount?

#i have no idea omg i'm the worst at thinking up pranky things #c #c:kendall

littlelionmarlene

Trésor? I mean, uh, yeah. S’an alright bloke, I s’pose. Sort of. Bit weird, really, and a bit of a prick s’well, but he’s… alright.

Why do you think I’m going to become an auror, eh?

dogstar-sirius

Mate, all Slytherins are a bit weird. So are you, right now. There something I should know, McKinnon?

Fair point. You'll be good, too. I reckon being legally obliged to do Moody's bidding might be a little too much for me; I might become some sort of vigilante.

#im so SORy #idk sirius is in love with luc bc he's a blood traitor too #c #c:marlene