Dogtoenail

Dogtoenail's little slice of the internet. Come on in and put your paws up for awhile.

[orpheuslament]

i SAID that if you dont love me NOW you will never love me AGAIN

[srsfunny]

Haha ain't it though

[cosmicanger]

[animentality]

[patrickbatemanamericanpsycho]

[butchfaith]

how it feels to become an active participant in your own life

[crystalmegaplex]

[anxietyproblem]

[santa-ana-winds]

[waltzingbi]

sunday again i guess

[lamignonette]

[memorycycle]

dino saurs were not scary monsters they were mamas with eggs and when they drank water they were like fuckk yessss waterrrr

[theehorsepusssy]

[theehorsepusssy]

[dogtoenail]

The brainworm says yeah baby

[laterkiss]

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

[desert-palm]

[captain-acab]

Catch me being a modern-day cyberpirate screaming up alongside you on the 405 in my mad max car with half a bitcoin farm's worth of RAM in the backseat as I hack your Bitchless Towyota™ device and steal the boat you're towing right off the back bumper of the tesla your dad bought you

As i roar into the sunset you have to swerve* to avoid the small flotilla of hacked Towyota devices trailing behind me

(*in fact you do not swerve because you're on hands-free driving to go along with your hitch-free towing so you can only watch helplessly as your tesla mistakes your stolen booty for a small child and accelerates crashing into it and killing you instantly)

[anxietyproblem]