Dog Toy or Sex Toy

context is important, so to hell with it.

[dogtoyorsextoy]

Dog Toy or Sex Toy

that's for tuggin' (🐕)

that's for fuckin' (🍑)

Voting ended onOct 13, 2025

[dogtoyorsextoy]

Dog Toy or Sex Toy?

the hole is for treats (🐕)

the hole IS the treat (🥵)

Voting ended onOct 13, 2025

[teaboot]

I've discovered the worst game in human history. I call it Dog Toy Or Sex Toy, who wants in

[autisticexpression]

How would this even be challenging? Are there dick-shaped chew toys?

[teaboot]

Round One

[timugamaileilani]

Dog toy

[teaboot]

Wrong! That is the Cloud 9 Novelties Silicone Mushroom Massager in Teal.

Round Two:

[trannykong]

D-dog...toy?

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[swan2swan]

The fear in the second one is like someone realizing that the Russian Roulette game is being played with Real Bullets

[dogtoyorsextoy]

A great spot to post the tumblr I barely maintain:

Dog Toy or Sex Toy

Dog Toy or Sex Toy

context is important, so to hell with it.

[dogtoyorsextoy]

Dog toy or sex toy?

maybe for dogs?

maybe for butts?

Voting ended onJul 19, 2023

[dogtoyorsextoy]

This shit.

Made for Tuggers.

Thrashers.

Fuckin' layers of play.

[dogtoyorsextoy]

That dogger and I made the same face the first time we saw this thing.

Also, everything that isn’t shaped like a dog, a stick, or a sandwich is pretty much unlike anything your dog has ever seen. God love ‘em, they’re just not that bright.

[dogtoyorsextoy]

The (ugh) Hotdoll. Possibly one of very few purpose-built sex toys explicitly for puppers. It’s admittedly better than having Vladimir Poochin go buckwild with guests or furniture but there’s an undeniable weirdness about having a doll your dog bangs in the house.

[dogtoyorsextoy]

Just whip the “Charming Cherries” around a bit. I’m sure the answer will come to us eventually.

[dogtoyorsextoy]

The Humunga Stache. Because mustaches are in these days. Way in, if you get me.

[dogtoyorsextoy]

The Glass Gem Jasper Corn Cob. If it weren’t made of glass, I’d have my doubts. 

[dogtoyorsextoy]

Kong Trainer, with retrieval lanyard for leverage and convenience

[dogtoyorsextoy]

The posting of these objects should confer no implications of DTOST publisher’s actual, practical sex life.

[dogtoyorsextoy]

Obligatory Disclaimer

Getting this out of the way, DOG TOYS AND SEX TOYS ARE NOT INTERCHANGEABLE. It should be no surprise that toys meant for a dog’s mouth and toys for your sexy parts aren’t held to the same sort of construction or health standards. Or, shockingly enough, almost any sort of health standards with a lot of dog toys. Anyone getting the idea to test this theory may put themselves or their pet in serious danger. The dog doesn’t need to swallow a bunch of medical grade silicone or battery acid. And I’d put money on the fact that SOMEONE SOMEWHERE has probably had a Kong removed from their body by a medical professional. The visual similarities are striking indeed, but please don’t fuck a dog toy or let Skittles gnaw up your soon-to-be-ex’s vibrator as a hilarious joke. I don’t advocate, recommend, or endorse it. Don’t be a dope. 

Furthermore, this shit’s for laughs. It’s satirical, parodical, comedic. If you happen to make chew toys that look like dicks, or sex wands that look like a happy squirrel, please don’t sue me for pointing out the wacky similarities that your industry really HAS to be aware of by now.