oscar piastri/max verstappen/charles leclerc, ongoing, (100k+ when complete), rated t
“You will be a vampire. Strong, fast, deadly. Unkillable.”
“Dead,” Oscar points out. “Not human.”
“Well, exactly. Much better for you, much better for me, much better for Max.”
Or: Oscar falls out of a situationship with one vampire and in love with two.
the sequel to mutual, expecting updates at least every Monday and Thursday!
i seriously need MORE of vernon mutually exclusive
read parts 1-5 here
“uh-um… sorry,” vernon mumbles, scrambling to cover himself with a pillow.
“it’s okay,” you murmur and sit up to give him some space. “it happens.”
“yeah,” he gulps, “actually, it happens around you a lot.”
was he really doing this? what if he ruined everything between you? you were his best friend and there’s be no going back if he confessed now…
you turn your head back in his direction, gauging him carefully. “that’s probably just because we spend so much time together.” your explanation is rational enough, he could latch onto it and run with it— that was probably the smart thing to do here, but…
“n-no, it’s because i like you.”
“you what?”
“please don’t make me repeat it,” vernon whines, using the pillow on his lap to cover his face.
“you like me?”
“i do.”
“for how long?”
“i dunno, a while now, i think.”
you make a face at him and vernon finds himself wanting to kiss you. hard. “you think?”
“i only recently came to terms with this, please give me some slack.”
“so that’s why you’ve been acting so weird!” you exclaim. “it all makes sense now. i thought you’d finally figured out my crush on you.”
“yeah, i’m sorry— wait what?!”
“i like you too, idiot. when you called me the other night, i literally had my hand down my pants thinking about you.”
vernon gawks at you, completely frozen in place.
“oh no, i think i broke him,” you mumble to yourself jokingly, waving your hand in front of his face.
“can i kiss you?” is the first thing he says as soon as he comes back down to earth.
you smile and reach for him, boldly placing your hand over the bulge in his sweats.
Hey so I'm dealing with a bit of confusion. For ages I thought I had CAH, after hormone tests and other investigations my doctors agreed it was likely and gave me a diagnosis. I had to switch doctors after moving recently and during an emergency and some hospitalisation they discovered I have ovotestes. Was my previous doctor wrong or is it possible to have both? I only went through a short female puberty after medical intervention (which I revoked consent to as soon as I was old enough to make my own medical decisions) and I definitely have non-typical afab genitals and hyperandrogenism. I have no real clue what's going on anymore but I've been told I'm still safe to access HRT as I'm transmasc and that's all that really matters but I still just wish I knew for sure what variation I have. I've openly mentioned my supposed CAH before and now knowing that it mightve been an incorrect diagnosis I feel like I've been lying to people and it's a really terrible feeling. Like. I'm still intersex. But I'm worried people won't believe me now.
Hi anon 💜
I haven't really heard of people being diagnosed with both CAH and ovotestes before, or read about it in literature. Usually what I've seen is doctors taking the previous diagnosis of CAH off the record and replacing it with CAH after the diagnosis of ovotestes is made. But honestly, based on my understanding of how CAH functions in the adrenal glands, it might be theoretically possible to have both at once. That's something I definitely think would require talking to a doctor or geneticist to find out more about.
Also, it's honestly a really common intersex experience to get misdiagnosed with something before getting another diagnosis. I was misdiagnosed with PCOS before I got diagnosed with CAH, and I know someone else who just found out that they don't have CAH, they have another variation. So you're not alone and you definitely aren't lying--you're intersex whether you have CAH or you have ovotestes, and I don't think you did anything wrong when you were talking about your supposed CAH. You belong in intersex community and if people don't believe you, that reflects on them for not being supportive of how intersex diagnosis is really confusing and can be a long process.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 6/6
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Jason Todd/Slade Wilson, past Jason Todd/Joker | Jack Napier, Jason Todd & Damian Wayne, Tim Drake & Dick Grayson & Jason Todd & Bruce Wayne & Damian Wayne
Characters: Jason Todd, Slade Wilson, Bruce Wayne, Joker | Jack Napier, Dick Grayson, Damian Wayne
Additional Tags: Fluff and Angst, Referenced Childhood Sexual Abuse, Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con, Weddings, Family Drama, difficult conversations about csa, good guy Slade, Attempted Sexual Assault, it's more like Attempted Coerced Sex but don't worry, It fails, No Sex, Angst with a Happy Ending
Series: Part 3 of Happily Ever After
Summary:
Slade and Jason are ready to make a public (and legal) commitment to each other.
Jason’s life is good and he’d very much prefer to leave the past in the past where it belongs.
But it’s a unwritten law of nature that if something good happens to Jason Todd, something bad must follow.
If neurotic is wanting two mutually exclusive things at one and the same time, then I'm neurotic as hell. I'll be flying back and forth between one mutually exclusive thing and another for the rest of my days.