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@doingtheminimummaxima
I think it’s a logical next step for me to skip town. Probably have just enough money saved up by now and I really don’t need my head on a stake for knowing too much.
Hey, at least your sister is small enough to stick in the boot without real problems. You two are pocket sized for hasty getaways.
wyatt-snaps:
Well, Jack and Daniel definitely seem trustworthy. Say, how do you feel about eggs? This is definitely a test and your answer matters for… reasons
Well, I prefer them scrambled, as omelettes, or on the cars of my enemies.
I have lots of room if you need it. Since apparently my brother is a dumbass and would rather sit on the ground and get drunk.
Hey now, drunk people are people too.
You are entirely missing the point but okay
Yeeeeah, well thas aiight. I’ve got eggs to buy and people to tie to benches.
wyatt-snaps:
Don’t worry it’s been knocked down a few pegs recently so you’re missing out on the full effect. Also, who said I had any sorrows? I’m allowed to get wasted if I want to for no reason. Yup. Absolutely none at all.
Well I’ll have to make do with 75% ego or whatever. And your sorrows are safe with me, Jack, and Daniel. ;D
I have lots of room if you need it. Since apparently my brother is a dumbass and would rather sit on the ground and get drunk.
Hey now, drunk people are people too.
wyatt-snaps:
Neither does mine, especially when I forget to put gas in it. So, sharesies? I don’t have anything to offer you in return but it’s me so my company should be enough.
Someone’s got a big ego. Get over here and drink away your sorrows before the cops show up.
My car doesn’t really do “tailgate” that well, so I come bearing Jack Daniels.
17. A SONG THAT MAKES YOU WANT TO SLAY YOUR ENEMIES
Typically, I want to just annoy the hell out of my enemies until they never want to be in my presence again. But I guess We Don’t Have to Dance - Andy Black. Speaks more to irritation than homicidal rage.
sleepyfenneczone:sunny-days-and-open-hearts:
sleepyfenneczone:
Cory: I’m sorry, the version of Cory you are currently trying to reach can not be reached right now. Please redirect any questions and concerns to Dell.
Sabine: CORY
Maxima Family chat
Sabine: I need so much more alcohol for this Cory: I’m sorry the version of Cory you are trying to reach is temporarily doing her own thing right now. Please forward any questions and concerns to your local mayor. @doingtheminimummaxima
Sabine: wtf is odelia gonna do about this?
Sabine: i’m not involving a pregnant lady!!!!!!
Sunny: maybe I should make a basket of cookies and breads for her? And she’ll avoid doing whatever Cory is trying to do?
Sabine: may the odds be in your favour
Cory: She would love those. Stuff to snack on in the middle of the night is always good. Pregnant or not.
Sabine: SO NOW YOU’RE ANSWERING?
Sabine: also can i have some???????
sunny-days-and-open-hearts:
Cory: I mean, no one is stopping you Cory: But I’m not required to answer…sooo…baaaaaaaaaaaaaaai
Sunny: no. No no no. You can’t ask a vague question and disappear.
Sunny: those questions are super scary in general.
Sunny: please no blind dates please.
Sabine: may the odds be in your favour
Maxima Family chat
Sabine: I need so much more alcohol for this Cory: I’m sorry the version of Cory you are trying to reach is temporarily doing her own thing right now. Please forward any questions and concerns to your local mayor. @doingtheminimummaxima
Sabine: wtf is odelia gonna do about this?
Sabine: i’m not involving a pregnant lady!!!!!!
Maxima Family chat
Cory: If given the choice, would you prefer a guy or a girl to be set up on a blind date with?
Sabine: That is a very specific hypothetical
Sabine: and either???? i’m an equal opportunity dating disaster
Cory: What is this specific you speak of?
Cory: And thanks
Sunny: I mean, I like girls… But I can be persuaded in time for a boy, I suppose?
Sunny: May I ask why?
Cory: I mean, no one is stopping you Cory: But I’m not required to answer…sooo…baaaaaaaaaaaaaaai
Sabine: I need so much more alcohol for this
Best and Worst parts about your job?
Best parts: I love it. People think it’s creepy, but it’s seriously a great job. I help bring people closure. Also my patients don’t talk back to me. Worst Parts: The hours are ridiculous sometimes, I deal with people at the worst time in their lives, and things smell awful.
9: Do you currently like someone?
Not in any special way, no. In the sense that I would not hit them with a car? Sure, I like lots of people.
102:Are you too shy to ask someone out?
I… It depends… I’m not exactly the most confident…
C’mon, you’re a catch. I’m sure they’ll be flattered when you get around to it.
What is your relationship status?
Despite some people’s efforts, I am still single.
Wooooow.... I can’t fathom why.
