Came with a friend but she ditched me for a cute girl. Such is my life. Already about half way past tipsy so if you need me sucks to be you.

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@snarkysacha
Came with a friend but she ditched me for a cute girl. Such is my life. Already about half way past tipsy so if you need me sucks to be you.
How you met the person you fell hardest for
Bold of you to assume I’ve ever fallen for someone.
44:If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get?
I’m not big on needles, so nothing.
what’s one of your favourite childhood memories?
Well, I wouldn’t call it a “childhood” memory, but an ex-friend of mine got into a paint fight in high school. It was memorable because my mom got so mad at us for tracking paint into the house.
What is your relationship status?
Despite some people’s efforts, I am still single.
68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?
My neighbour. It was kind of a one-sided deep conversation with her talking at me about deep things and me wanting to escape. Or die. Really did not care which.
quote you live by
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice and your ass is grass.
You’re right, but doesn’t mean you don’t need one. Starting in already? Peut-être retirez le bâton de votre cul de temps en temps.
Yeah, well, fuck you.
quote you live by
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice and your ass is grass.
Someone should get you a book of quotes. Fairly sure you made that up.
Nobody said it had to be a quote from a book, putain.
quote you live by
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice and your ass is grass.
28. best friend on tumblr
Bold of you to assume that I have friends.
I’m sorry, you said you don’t have what now?
I said what I meant and I meant what I said.
28. best friend on tumblr
Bold of you to assume that I have friends.
Just brought the baby back home from the vet. He’s sleepy from his shots.
allthatshamelessjazz:
Now I really have no fucking clue what you’re talking about, Sacha.
Mmmkay.
ratonlaveursmask:
Well, compared to you, I have to actually put some effort into playing dumb. Since you’re clearly living in some delusion.
I heard what I heard. Maybe you should be careful about talking smack behind people’s backs. It has consequences.
allthatshamelessjazz:
I have this strange feeling I only know half of this story…and it’s the part I am missing that is the most important.
Mmmhmmmmmm. Keep on playing dumb. Not a good look but whatever.
ratonlaveursmask:
Selective memory? I really have no idea what you are talking about.
Mmmhmmm.
What do you do when youre bored?
These days? Drink.
I’m kidding. Mostly.