sacha bean

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Came with a friend but she ditched me for a cute girl. Such is my life. Already about half way past tipsy so if you need me sucks to be you. 

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How you met the person you fell hardest for

Bold of you to assume I’ve ever fallen for someone.

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44:If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get?

I’m not big on needles, so nothing.

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what’s one of your favourite childhood memories?

Well, I wouldn’t call it a “childhood” memory, but an ex-friend of mine got into a paint fight in high school. It was memorable because my mom got so mad at us for tracking paint into the house.

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What is your relationship status?

Despite some people’s efforts, I am still single. 

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68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?

My neighbour. It was kind of a one-sided deep conversation with her talking at me about deep things and me wanting to escape. Or die. Really did not care which.

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quote you live by

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice and your ass is grass.

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You’re right, but doesn’t mean you don’t need one. Starting in already? Peut-être retirez le bâton de votre cul de temps en temps.

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Yeah, well, fuck you.

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quote you live by

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice and your ass is grass.

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Someone should get you a book of quotes. Fairly sure you made that up.

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Nobody said it had to be a quote from a book, putain.

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quote you live by

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice and your ass is grass.

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28. best friend on tumblr

Bold of you to assume that I have friends.

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I’m sorry, you said you don’t have what now? 

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I said what I meant and I meant what I said.

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28. best friend on tumblr

Bold of you to assume that I have friends.

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Just brought the baby back home from the vet. He’s sleepy from his shots.

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allthatshamelessjazz‌:

Now I really have no fucking clue what you’re talking about, Sacha.

Mmmkay.

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ratonlaveursmask‌:

Well, compared to you, I have to actually put some effort into playing dumb. Since you’re clearly living in some delusion.

I heard what I heard. Maybe you should be careful about talking smack behind people’s backs. It has consequences. 

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allthatshamelessjazz‌:

I have this strange feeling I only know half of this story…and it’s the part I am missing that is the most important.

Mmmhmmmmmm. Keep on playing dumb. Not a good look but whatever.

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ratonlaveursmask‌:

Selective memory? I really have no idea what you are talking about.

Mmmhmmm. 

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What do you do when youre bored?

These days? Drink. 

I’m kidding. Mostly.